Supernatural Season 5 Quotes

Episode 5

Fallen Idols

Sheriff: This ain't brain surgery, boys. Whatever it looks like, that's what it usually is.

Dean: We've got two super-famous, super-pissed off ghosts killing their super-fans?

Dean: Let's go gank ourselves a Paris Hilton!

Sam: That's a lot of research.

Dean: Well, I guess I just made your afternoon.

Dean: Man, he's short.

Sam: Gandhi was a great man.

Dean: Yeah, for a smurf.

Dean: You couldn't have been a fan of someone cool.

Paris/Leshii: This is what passes for idolatry? What do they have besides small dogs and spray tans?

Sam: Dude, you just got wailed on by Paris Hilton!

Sam: You know, this isn't going to work.

Dean: What isn't?

Sam: Us. You, me, together. I thought it could, but it can't.

Dean: You're the one that wanted back in, chief.

Sam: And you're the one that called me back in.

Dean: I still think we got some trust-building to do.

Sam: How long am I gonna be on a double-secret probation?

Dean: Until I say so.

Sam: Look. I know what I did. I know what I've done. And I am trying to climb out of that hole, I am. But you're not making it any easier.

Dean: What, am I supposed to just let you off the hook?

Sam: No. You can think whatever you want. I deserve it, and worse. Hell, you'll never punish me as much as I'm punishing myself. But the point is, if we're going to be a team, you and I, it has to be a two-way street.

Dean: So we just go back to the way we were before?

Sam: No, because we were never that way before. Before didn't work. How do you think we got here?

Dean: What's that supposed to mean?

Sam: Dean, one of the reasons I went off with Ruby... was to get away from you.

Dean: What?

Sam: It made me feel strong. Like I wasn't you kid brother.

Dean: Are you saying this is my fault?

Sam: No, it's my fault. All I'm saying is that if we're gonna do this, we have to do it different. We can't just fall into the same rut.

Dean: What do you want me to do?

Sam: You're gonna have to let me grow up, for starters.

Dean: Hey listen, I was thinking about what you said yesterday, about me keeping too tight of a leash on you? You know, maybe you're right. I mean, you know I'm not exactly Mr Innocent in this whole mess either. I did break the first seal.

Sam: You didn't know.

Dean: Yeah well neither did you, I'm not saying demon blood was a great way to go, but you did kill Lilith.

Sam: And started the Apocalypse.

Dean: Which neither of us saw coming. I mean who would've thought killing Lilith would be a bad thing? The point is, I was so worried about watching your every move that I didn't see what it was actually doing to you. So for that I'm sorry.

Sam: Thanks.

Dean: So where do we go from here?

Sam: The way I see it, we got one shot at surviving this.

Dean: What's that?

Sam: Maybe I am on deck for the Devil, maybe the same with you and Michael. Maybe there's no changing that.

Dean: Well that's encouraging.

Sam: But, we can stop wringing our hands over it. We gotta just grab on to whatever's in front of us and kick it's ass, and go down fighting.

Dean: I can get on board with that.

Sam: Okay. But we're gonna have to do it on the same level.

Dean: You got it. What do you say we get the hell out of here?

Sam: Hell yeah.

Dean: Hey. You wanna drive?

Sam: You sure?

Dean: Yeah, I could, I could use a nap.

Dean: Four score and seventy years ago I wore a funny hat!

Paris/Leshii: One distant father figure coming right up!