Aphmau Boyfriend Scenarios ♡

• Conversations •

Garroth;

You: Garroth, why didn't you take the trash out?
Garroth: because I didn't feel like it
You: whyyy
Garroth: I didn't want to hurt your feelings
You: what the hell is that supposed to mean?
Garroth: you're trash. I didn't want to take you out because I'm tight on money. Thus I didn't tell you because it might have hurt your feelings.
You: damn gar. Wait.. did you just call me trash?
Garroth: yep
You: run.
Garroth: *runs*

Laurance;

You: Laurance, how come I was the only girl you didn't flirt with in highschool?
Laurance: because you weren't as attractive.
You: but Garroth told me you thought I was the cutest.
Laurance: cute, not attractive.
You: ouch
Laurance: you weren't as attractive because your cute aura kept scaring me away.
You: ...makes sense. You sure that was my 'cute' aura?
Laurance: might just have been  the fact that you were scary.
You: ..probably

Dante;

You: ermehgurd dante
Dante: ermehgurd what?
You: can we get a pupper
Dante: why
You: so I can put it in clothes and make it walk around with boots and a rain jacket
Dante: that's the stupidest reason I have ever heard.
You: exactly
Dante: would you remember to feed the doggo?
You: yus
Dante: and walk it?
You: yush
Dante: aaaand play with it and scoop it's poop?
You: yes to the first part.. you can take care of the second part
Dante: ..fair enough get your shoes on. We'll get you a dog
You: yay!

Gene;

You: hey
Gene: is for horses
You: gene shut up
Gene: and dance with me
You: I don't wanna dance!
Gene: with somebody
You: it's 'I just wanna'
Gene: dance with somebody
You: somebody who loves meee
Gene: hey!
You: is for horses!
Gene: I am
You: adorable
Gene: am not!
You: are too!
Gene: shut up
You: and dance with me!

Blaze;

Blaze: Y/N THERE'S A SPOODER ON THE COUNTER IT'S SO MAJESTIC
You: ERMEHGURD LEMME SEE- IS SO MAJESTIC
Blaze: I KNOW RIGHT.. LET'S NAME IT DONNA
You: HI DONNA
Blaze: HEY P/N C'MERE
You: P/N NO DON'T EAT DONNAAAA
NOOOOO
Blaze: rest in spaghetti never forghetti
You: rip donna..

Trashvis;

You: hey Travis
Travis: what
You: let's text each other and type in the first words that come up in auto words
Travis: kay
You: Garroth, why didn't you take the trash out of town for a few of, or the one who practically every time. . ? The one I was wrong, but it was the first steps. . . Heyyy, but have a great time to do with it and I am not a big fan. . ? . . ! And, in case of the most of my life. The only way I see you soon, but it End
Travis: the stairs, and a half years ago. The tranquility, and a lot of fun and I have these days. The timer. I am going through the process of moving to new York. I will be able, I have to do it for the next time in the backroom, and a half. . . Heyyy. . ! And, if the whole time. The timer. I am not a big difference between an, but it would like the way. The only one that I can do to get the most of my life, I have been working in an effort, but I am a little bit more. The 52727
You: whyyy Garroth the door and the other day and night and the other side of a few of them are not in a month. The tranquility,
Travis: my phone died
You: :(

Aaron;

You: can we-
Aaron: no cat.
You: aw..
How about-
Aaron: no hamster.
You: darn.. um..
Aaron: no bird no guinea pig no pig no Rat no duck no nothing.
You: ...how about-
Aaron: no babies.
You: dammit

Zane;

You: I'm hungry.
Zane: no, you're Y/N.
You: I'm bored
Zane: no, You're Y/N.
You: I'm tired
Zane: no, you're Y/N.
You: Umm im.. dead
Zane: no, you're Y/N.
You: I'm Y/N.
Zane: no, you're... wait.. hey!
You: hehe..

A little different but dats oky,
Also listen to this song I rlly like it.
Sad but nostalgic for some reason

-Irene'Cracker