Days in the Life of a Unicorn

December 21, 2017

Good evening my friends.

I couldn't write anything all day becuz I was preparing for something.

Also, do you guys know iiSuperwomanii?? I LOVE HER VIDEOS. And she has this great new merch but I'm broke. I really wanted the Superwoman ring too...

And I have no idea how the overseas shipping of goods works...

It's like taxes. School doesn't teach it to you even though it's VITALLY IMPORTANT. Instead, we learn the circumference of a circle, and the dimensions of a trapezium.

I'm still in high school... needless to say, I'm tired of school.

And I have this really bad teacher who teaches social studies with Vienna Sausage. Long story.

I'll publish this as soon as I get home cuz there's no internet where I am right now. It sucks. Seriously, internet should be on our list of basic human needs in the 20th century.
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I'm really getting into the Christmas spirit right now. Like JINGLE BELLS ALL THE WAY~~

Is that even the song..?? I have no idea...

YAY CHRISTMAS SPIRIT AND ACCURATE LYRICS

~~hold on tight, this ride is a wild one~~
~~make no mistake the day will come when you can't cover up what you've done~~

If you know that song then HIGH FIVE BRUH WE CAN BE FRIENDS.

I'll publish this in a bit. For now imma have some CAKE.
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