Days in the Life of a Unicorn

Tuesday, August 14

HEYYY GUYSSSSS

So.... what's new with you?

Nothings new with my life... I mean, I'm still disappointing myself in my studies, I'm still always either high af or dead and drunk, I still listen to the same playlist on Spotify, Tom Holland is still cute, Draco Malloy is still highly misunderstood, Percabeth is still my second ship after Solangelo.....

So yeah. Nothing new.

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August 21, 2018 (Tuesday)

Did you know that the number of y's at the end of 'hey' is how much someone is interested in you?

With that being said,

He

JKJK HEY GUYS

HELLO HELLO HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS FINE DAY

EMOJIFIED 🥖🥐🥀

I want it to be Halloween so I have an excuse to wear Converse and a flower crown to school.......

Oh well we don't celebrate it anyways I'll probably just bring a white mask and a bread knife.....

Why am I planning for Halloween it's only August.....

NEXT MONTH IS BER MONTH AND IM EXCITED BECAUSE CHRISTMAS MEHN

WE CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS EARLY IN THE PHILIPPINES AND THERE ARE ALREADY CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS ON SALE. IN AUGUST.

So.......

I have advice for you

If someone goes up to you and asks the meaning of ily, say I'm leaving you.

LMAO IM SO BAD AT GIVING ADVICE

Friend: fails a test-
Other friend: Aw it's ok u did fine
Vs
Me: HAHA BRUH SAME I PROBABLY FAILED WORSE THAN U LOL

BON APETIT MEHN👌

IDK I feel random

Any questions u would like to ask about my sanity and stuff feel free to comment lmao

Now if you'll excuse me I'm gonna mourn for my math grades ;-;

Let us have a moment of silence for those grades we thought we could raise..... 🙏

Anyways

We're gonna go grocery shopping in a while so I'll publish this when I get home (hopefully)

I hope you have a great day or night ahead~~

Peace ✌️🦄

*glitter shower*
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Yep it's a few days later I forgot again ;-; I'm not even at home rn I'll probably forget when I get home tho...