January 2, 2018

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HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

WHOOOOO!!!

*FIREWORKS THAT ARE LIT*

Hello Unicorns!!

I haven't been updating

Because

I was in Japan.

Being a mutha effing popsicle

But now I'm back!!!!

So... some weird stuff happened during the trip.
Lemme now tell y'all my life story.

Story #1-

I went to Hokkaido and it was snowing really hard. Like it was a blizzard.

My family and I rented out a cottage house thing in Niseko, which is part of Hokkaido. That cottage came with a car. But that car was being used by the host (ikr like why would anyone use a car they rented out to other people??).

So we used this other car and let me tell you the car was trash. It was the most useless thing EVER. It was -9 degrees outside and since the car was really old it didn't have a mutha effing heater. LIKE WHAT EVEN?!

So I was sitting in the car, wearing 2 heavy jackets, gloves, snow boots, a scarf, with 2 hoods on and IT WAS COLDER THAN A FREEZER STILL.

And since there was no heater in that car, the windshield had ice on it. ICE. So my dad was driving like a blind person because the snow was so thick outside you couldn't see anything more than 2 feet away from you, even out of the car, and THERE WAS ICE ON THE WINDSHIELD.

And I was sitting beside my dad, using my mom's credit card to scrape the ice off the glass so my dad could see. And my hands were really numb. Like I couldn't even hold the credit card properly.

Story #2-

Because of the bad weather/ full on blizzard, the day before arriving in Niseko, our train to  Niseko was cancelled. So we tried to take a bus but they were full. Then we tried to rent a car, but my dad's international driver's license was expired. My mom didn't have one and I'm underage. (OBVIOUSLY)

So we spent an extra day in Osaka... YAY SNOW FROM THE SIDEWALK

I think it was Osaka.... the cold wiped my memories...

Story #3-

After Niseko, we went to Kyoto, which was the capital of Japan before Tokyo. I'm guessing that's why the names are similar.

Anyways, in Kyoto, we went to the railway museum. And I separated from my family to go see this exhibit. The exhibit was up some dead end stairs, so I went up there.

Then this guy was at the bottom of the stairs when I turned around to go down. And the crappy part is, he was waving and nodding and bowing at me saying "kunichiwa".

Idk if he said anything else cuz I only know like 3 Japanese words...

So I was really creeped out and by then, my family had reached where I was, so I went to them. Then the guy FOLLOWS ME to them. I was like bruh I write a book and I have no fans, I don't have any pics of me here and I don't have a YouTube channel. WHY ARE U FOLLOWING ME?! AND HOW DO U KNOW ME?!! DO U EVEN KNOW ME?!!!

In the end, my mom saw him and he walked away. I swear I felt like he was still following me.

But that guy may have a mental disorder so bless him.

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ANYWAYS

I got to sleep on a tatami mat and I got to play with snow so no regrets!!

If you want snow, take some cornstarch and place it in the freezer. That is legit accurate description of what snow feels like.

But if you're going to Japan, I suggest don't move around so much. Cuz I moved hotel everyday. And it was hard. Like really really hard.

And I have a big family, like my dad, mom, younger sisters who are twins, and a 2 year old bro. Plus me. We had so much luggage. And we logged them through the entire main station of Osaka. Believe me that place is FRIGGIN BIG.

And now that is all for today. It's 10:35 pm and I'm going to sleep now.

Hope y'all had a great Christmas and wishing you a lucky, prosperous year ahead.

Follow me cuz I will try to update everyday.

Lav y'all and stay magical!!!

*disappears in glitter shower*

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