Days in the Life of a Unicorn

HEYYYY

Wassup guys, gals, and nonbinary pals.

Intro inspired by Thomas Sanders (is this how you spell it?)

Hiiiiii

How's everybody doing today? Good? Great? Dead inside? Me too

Idk wat to say lmao

Um.....

Our exams start tomorrow.

I'm sleepy. As usual. And high. As usual.

Basically I'm dead and drunk. It's just my general mood now. Idek anymore I wanna sleep....

What do I put here idek anymore.....

Nothing in my life has changed. I'm sorry for not updating this sooner. I'll try to update more frequently but I'm an irresponsible high school student and therefore sometimes I literally type down a part and forget to publish it and then a week later I'm like "oh crap I forgot to publish it". I was also lazy af but mehh

My grades have perished. If I jump from the level of damage of my eyesight to my grades, I would perish too.

👟 WHAT ARE THOOOOSSEEEE

I'm sorry but again I'm high I just feel like doing random crap sometimes...

I want to sleep for a week but I also wanna binge watch YouTube until 3am idk what is with my brain.

Have some popcorn 🍿

???
😀
Mehn I don't frickin know

Also I feel like I say I too much let me just-

This unicorn is gonna sleep

Whoop this unicorn didn't say I

Ice cream 🍦

Don't question this unicorn, this is just how this unicorn is.

This unicorn feels like Ice Bear 😂

Lmao

Also this unicorn thinks we celebrated pride last June 31?? But that celebration was too short. So everybody this is year 20gayteen 🏳️‍🌈. If you're homophobic, I respect that but you're gonna have to live with it. Or kick it out of your life, either way works. I won't try to force it on you if you don't want it ya know.

(There's gonna be a lot of pride here this unicorn is the lgbtq+ support staff)

Anyways

I'll end it here I hope you weren't too bored or weirded out with this chapter. I tend to have that effect on people though.

Any comments or suggestions or anything maybe some feedback you can pm me or just comment here :))

Until the next rainbow 🌈 🦄

Peace ✌️

*glitter shower*
*confetti*