My opinions, quotes, and random blibber-babble

GET. OFF. THE. DAMN. PHONE. NOW.

I am very very very very pissed. Did you know that more people have a PHONE than than a toilet nowadays?! That's just fucking sad.

And did you know that most people spend about five hours on a phone everyday, and that actual PHONE CALLS are only about one minute long on average now?! This is worse.

Here's a fact for you: A PHONE IS NO SUBSTITUTE FOR ACTUAL SOCAIL INTERACTION. Nor will it help you get out of trouble. It's more likely to get you IN trouble. So.

Shut that Goddamn device off, get up, and get your ass outside! It's okay to be on it for an hour or so, but seriously. The entire day? You're wasting time. And you are NEVER going to get it back, no matter how hard you try.

Get a hobby. Pick up knitting needles, a crochet hook! Grab a pen and doodle. Pick up an instrument. Heck, study zenobiology! But Christ, GET OFF THE DAMN INTERNET.

GET. OFF. Seriously. Every minute you spend on a phone has actually been linked to cancer and brain tumors. Is / that not enough?

Also, while we're passing by, on a similar topic....

DO NOT TEXT AND DRIVE. DO NOT. NO. JUST NO. SAY NO TO IT, KIDS.

Every time you do it, you're not only risking your life, but someone else's. You may be risking a 90 year old veteran who fought so you can have a life, or an innocent toddler who's Birthday is in a few days. Do you want to be a killer? Because that's what you'd be if you text and drive and get into an accident. So STOP being selfish.

Your best friends can wait until you're at your destination for your reply. Your life means more than one lousy text. And that's all it takes to change everything.

So, get off the phone. It's not a living being, it is likely to kill you in some way eventually if you use it irresponsibly, and it's gonna be replaced in about ten years.