Book 1: Best quotes of the DreamTeam (And mabby others)

Bad words?

6:18

Michael~ "There is something else he does pretty frequently in these videos."

Richie~ "Oh, has he- MARIO! DON'T MAKE ME YELL AT YOU AGAIN!"

6:48

Panda~ "Mario! this is why the comment section wants you dead."

Ritchie~ "That's it! Michele! Get the soap!"

Panda~ "We're going old fashioned on him!"

7:36

Ritchie~ "It's Saturn!"

Panda~ "It's the death star dog!"

8:22

Michael~ "Every time the keeper of the diamonds dies he has to pass it on to somebody else."

Mario~ "I'll probably will only hold on to em' for like two seconds at that rate then."

Panda~ "You'll be lucky if you hold on to them that long."

10:07

Panda~ "Gess I'll smell your feet."

11:03

Panda~ "Mario. Mario!"

Mario~ "Holy-"

Panda~ "Mario!"

Creeper~ *Blows up in Mario's face*

Panda~ "That's why Mario doesn't hold the diamonds."

12:53

Panda~ "Ope! Okay! That was fun! Hope you guys enjoyed the Cracken! 'Cause the Cracken's dead!"

16:07

Panda~ "Oh, jeez! There's a-  there's a- there's a- there's a- there's a- there's a- Beah! Beah!"

Michael~ "You wanna speak English eventually?"

Panda~ "Beah! Beah! Beah!"

Michael~ "Auston?"

17:12

Panda~ "So there's a captains journal talking about a Cracken."

Michael~ "You mean the one we just blew up?"

Panda~ "It's from the captain."

Mario~ "We gave that thing some major indigestion I have to say."

Panda~ "You did what to the... Diabetes?"

19:50 

Michael~ "Ritche are you stupid?"

Creeper~ *Blows up Ritchie*

Michele~ "Ritchie are you actually. stupid?"

20:22

Michael~ "Mario is just toating a hoard with him. I just love that visual."

21:59

Panda~ *Coughs*"Oh god I'm gonna die."

Ritche~ "I think he'll be alright."

22:19

Michele~ "In front of you. You morons. Look at the way up."

Panda~ "Why are you being so mean?"

Mario~ "It's not like off camera they killed Michele like twenty times."

Michael~ "Twenty that's an understatement."

23:20

Mario~ "Michele."

Michael~ "What?"

Mario~ "I think a zombie just stole our boat."

Panda~ "Wha?"

Michael~ *Laughs* "That is absolutely ten out of ten."

Ritchie~ "Oh my god it did."

28:30

Ritchie~ "Michele! Doing an outro!"

Michael~ "Sorry."