Book 1: Best quotes of the DreamTeam (And mabby others)

Take more from em' then kill them.

1:15

Austin~ You got yelled at by Richard!

2:18

Ritchie~ Ah. This is domestic.
Michael~ Yeah wait till the stupid mushroom flying things come after you. You won't be saying it's nice then chief.

2:40

Austin~ Now that we're here what do we do? We worked like five episodes to get here.

3:07

Ritchie~ Oh god.
Michael~ Oh he does damage! He does a lot of damage! Oh, there's two of em! *Dies*
Ritchie~ Got 'em.

3:38

Ritchie~ So this probably isn't, probably, where we want to start, to be honest.

3:47

Ritchie~ We probably should have just went to the extream hills. Went from there. Got the realm stone.
Michael~ That's not the dream team way Richard!

4:35

Michael~ Is there stuff up here we need to get like right now? Or do we just-
Ritchie~ No.
Michael~ Wasted like four episodes doing this.

5:48

Michael~ Define where we were.
Ritchie~ Before we were here we were in another place.

6:58

Austin~ We boys. We live and we learn.
Ritchie~ We do?
Michael~ We never learn.
Ritchie~ I didn't learn anything.
Michael~ That is absolutely not the dream team way.

7:41

Ritchie~ These were things we weren't able to mine back in the day.
Michael~ Back in the day?
Austin~ Back in my day we wasn't able to mine.
Michael~ Back in the day was like two days ago.

8:42

Ritchie~ Are we ready kids?
Michael~ No.

9:00

Austin~ You wanna die? You're kinda really ugly.
Ritchie~ Kill him.
Michael~ Get out of our house. *Kills villager*

10:14

Michael~ Alright so hooow do we do this?
Austin~ Weee don't! Tada!

11:05

Austin~ Ope. There goes reality.
Michael~ OPE! THERE GOES REALITY!? OH NO! HOW DID WE LOSE REALITY!?

11:24

Austin~ So we don't get to kill em'? That's so boring.
Michael~ No it's so we can get more then we kill them.
Austin~ Then we murder.

11:34

Michael~ Wool first. Death later.

11:42

Michael~ Why did I make the shears? I could have just killed the sheep.
Ritchie~ CHICKENS WITH LEGS!
Austin~ I don't know. Because you're an idiot.

12:13

Ritchie~ Get dead.
Michael~ Get dead. Become death!

14:36

Michael~ Oh it's the double grim reaper. Because one Grim reaper wasn't enough.
AUstin~ Ah help! 
Minecraft Broudcast~ Pandafire11 fell from a high height
Michael and Ritchie~ *Laughs*
Austin~ I just got bullied off a mountain.

15:01

Austin~ Man you ever get bullied off a mountain?

15:27

Ritchie~ OH, the grim reaper's back.
Michael~ The double grim reaper. The grim-ist reaper. Oh, he wants me!
Ritchie~ *Knocks it off cliff* Bye. *Walks away*
AUstin~ Yeah how does it feel to get bullied off a mountain.

16:40

Michael~ Get away from me!
Austin~ Stay away from my friend kind-of!
Michael~ Kind-of.
Austin Yeah, your kind-of my friend.

17:24

Austin~ What's going on!?
Michael~ Grimer reapers and goblin things!

17:31

Michael~ This thing is blades with blades!

19:09

Austin~ Michael! Michael!
Michael~ Oh god.
Austin~ Chicken with legs.
Michael~ The infamous.
Ritchie~ *Dramatically* The chicken with legs.

21:16

Michael~ Don't listen to Ritchie. I'm always right. When I'm right. 

22:20

Michael~ Clif hangers. The dream team. Yeah, that's what we do- OH GOD THERE'S A TREE!
Austin~ Okay I gotta go. You know- You know what I-I-I gotta go friend.
Ritchie~ See I'm just going.

22:34

Ritchie~ Oh god. There's so many chicken with legs.

24:06

Michael~ Anyways, hope you guys have enjoyed this episode of Advent of Ascension. If you have be sure to, comment, like, subscribe and enable notifications for all three of our chanels. So you don't miss any of our uploads. Am make sure to go tell Ritchie he smells.
Ritchie~ *Unamused* Wow.