Jaco: *snore*Prince: *yawn* hey Jaco whats that big green thing that their carrying inside?
Jaco: I don't know but it sure looks fun to climb!
Prince: and to sleep on!
Jaco: lets climb
Prince: ready we're going to jump in 3 2-
Cat: KITTIES!
*Cat runs over and kisses Jaco all over his face*
Jaco: AHHHHH! HELP MEEEEEEEE!
Prince: meh whatever
Jaco: I JUST WANT TO SLEEP! PLEASE, PLEASE LET ME GOOOOO!
*Christmas day*
Jaco: look at all the stuff under the green thing
Prince: can we rip it?
Jaco: of course!
*both cats are about to rip the presents*
Cat: NO! BAD KITTIES! BAD, BAD KITTIES!
Jaco: darn it now she's going to kiss me!
Cat: AWWWW! YOUR SOOOOO CUTE!
Jaco: MEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWW!
*later*
Jaco: finally their gone and we're free!
Prince: lets climb!
*both cats start climbing the tree*
Prince: *yawn* I'm gonna go to sleep
Jaco: same
*hours later*
Cat: KITTIES WE'RE HOOOM-BAD KITTIES! GET OFF THE TREE NOW! OFF!
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hi my little kittens. Yes my cats actually climb my Christmas tree and try to unwrap our presents. Anyhow merry Christmas and a happy new year hope you enjoyed this chapter! Love ya'll.
-Cat
WOLFIE INVASION! WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS, WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS, WE WIIIIIIIISH YOUA MERRY CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISTMAAAAAAAAAS AND A HAAAAAAAAAPPY NEEEEEEEEEEEEW YEEEEEEEEEEEEAR!
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