*Still Toby
It's Christmas morning, and as always, Sally and Ben are already awake and knocking on everyone's doors. Ben barges into my room.
"Wake up, dumbfuck!"
I throw my pillow at him. What the fuck, it's too early for this?? I sit up as Ben dishes out, closing the door behind him. My eyes are so full of sleep that I have to blink several times to be able to see. Fun. I get up and out my bed to start getting ready for the day. I grabbed my axe and sprayed my body, then proceeded to pull on a white shirt, jeans, and my hoodie. I open my door to see Shadow heading down the stairs.Have I mentioned what a GREAT ass she has? It moves so perfectly as she walks. Sometimes I just wanna walk up to her and grab it. But she'd kill me. I started my walk down the stairs. Yep. I could smell Slenders Christmas Tree pancakes already. He says its a tradition to make them, but he spends too much time trying to perfect the shape that he burns the food. When I arrived at the table, I could tell that Ben was a busy soldier this morning. Almost every person here was awake and downstairs. I took a seat across from Shadow and tried to start conversation.
"How's your morning going?"
"I was woke up by a little elf boy piece of shit who came in my room and screamed in my ear. Not good."
Ouch. Bad mood. Nevermind. But that's how my day started. Meanwhile, Jeff and Liu were ALL over her, and she was clearly getting annoyed. This is why I chose to leave her alone. When she's in a bad mood, she gets annoyed very easily at everything, and then is mad the whole day. And here they were, begging her for her attention and wanting in her pants. The fuck is wrong with them? They need to chill. It's quite obvious Masky and Hoody also are very much into her, however, it's not noticable to many. Everyone is too distracted by their gay relationship going on to notice their polly ass crush on the same damn person. Maybe I'm just jealous that they all have better chances than I do??*Shadow
My morning was rough. Again. I didn't get to sleep until late last night, due to it being Christmas Eve. Then Ben, very early in the morning, runs into my room and ducking screams in my ear! WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT, LIKE COME THE MOTHER FUCKING ON!?!? And then while I was trying to eat my shitty breakfast in PEACE, Jeff and Liu fucking kept asking me questions left and right.
"What are you doing after breakfast?"
"Wanna hang out?"
"No, she's hanging out with me! Isn't that right Shads?"
I was getting SO pissed off and they kept going, and also fighting to claim me like I was an item. Toby was the only one who stopped bothering me after asking how my morning was. He gave me an "I'm sorry" look that made my heart melt, and finished his breakfast quietly. Hes so cute, and he so gets me. It's the best thing ever.
After breakfast, I tried to go hangout in the living room, where Jeff then came and asked if I would like to play video games. I thought, why not, it's just video games. AND THEN, OMG, THEN HE TRIED TO CLIMB ON TOP OF ME AND TOUCHED MY BOOBS! I broke his arm, and then got in trouble for it?!? Such bullshit.
*Jeff
Today has been very painful. first, Ben punched me in the eye to wake me up. Next, Liu hit me because I tried to claim Shads. THEN, Shadow broke my arm because I was trying to get it on. I'm sorry I was horny? (Me though lmaoo, jk jk.) How am I supposed to kill now? Slender won't let me have any days off for this because it was "my fault". Like, uh, no, it was my natural instincts fault. I'm an animal, what can I say. P L U S she's HOT. What could I say? I went to my room after and masturbated though, so I guess it's okay??
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Creepypasta Lemons
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