New iMessage to Collins.
Marley: Collins my dude.
Marley: what's going on?
Collins: Ok.. what happened?
Marley: I just want to know how the whole "love doctor Collins" thing is working out for you.
Collins: Ohhh
Collins: Well, we hit a little bump in the road but everything's working out just fine, I think! 😏
Marley: dammit [DELETED]
Marley: you know, I could still help out.
Marley: who is this (un)lucky girl?
Collins: Why do you want to help so much?
Marley: I actually don't. I just want to find out who this chick is so I can stalk her and see what's so special about her. [DELETED]
Marley: devan needs some action in his life, he's too dorky. also, he needs someone who can teach him not to use dumb slang from 2015 anymore.
Collins: I think we found the perfect girl for him then 😉
Collins: Trust me, Marley. I'm sure you're already helping enough!
Marley: wtf is that supposed to mean?
Marley: Collins?
Marley: answer me you twit.
Marley: 😒
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" MUSE " D. KEY
Fanfiction@IAmMarley: "@ItsDevanKey says bro way too much like calm down." @ItsDevanKey: "@IAmMarley bro, I honestly feel so attacked right now"
