*from my journal*
I have been waiting for this day for the whole year! The day where I'm going to trigger my OTPs!
My Target Ships:
Fireoiny
Kiteafy (Leafy just don't kill me plzXD)
Sawco (I'm such a sucker for gay ships XD)
Barfpop
Penraser (DEAD XD)
Stady (YEAH THAT'S THE OFFICIAL NAME FOR IT PEEPS XD)
Fireoiny:
Firey: OH MY SPARKS YOU'RE NOT REALLY DOING THIS ARE YOU.
Me: *holds up mistletoe* I'm doing it.
Coiny: If you do it we'll call you "well-read" for like ten times.
Me: SEE IF I CARE THEN.
Firey: Oh you so care- *sees the mistletoe on top of him and then looks at Coiny*
Coiny: Book you are so dead.
Me: See you at my funeral then guys.
Coiny: ... I can't do this.
Me: Why? I'm sure you do this all the time.
Coiny: He's a flame, Book.
Me: O.O Oh.
Firey: Haha! So much for being well read!
Me: *stuffs yoyle berries that came out of nowhere into his mouth* KISS.
Coiny: I think I'm gonna curse.
Firey: Go ahead.
Coiny: But later, right after I KISS YOU!
Firey: *suddenly turns into yoyle mental*
Coiny: *kisses him*
Me: YAS. First mission complete!
Firey: ????
Coiny: *stops* Wait, FIRST mission?
Firey: *looks at Coiny* Dude,
Coiny: WE NEED TO WARN EVERYONE.
Me: Haha you'll never know who I'm gonna force
Firey & Coiny: *miraculously in unison* Kiteafy, Sawco, Barfpop, Penraser, Stady.
Me: O.O
Coiny: *tugs Firey's arm* LET'S GO FIREY.
Kiteafy:
Leafy: Book, if you dare do this-
Me: Doing it.
Kite: But seriously, we do this all the time.
Leafy: BUT NOT PUBLICLY.
Me: Seriously though, how many times have you two added me into your chats?
Leafy: Like, a lot.
Kite: Psst!
Leafy: What?
Kite: YOU HAVE A MAP.
Leafy: Oh. *takes out her map* BLUE SKIDDO, WE CAN TOO!
Me: Oh great, where did they go?
WAIT.
COULD IT BE?
NO.
*rushes to Gelatin's Steakhouse*
*sees Leafy and Kite with Gelatin*
Oh.
My.
Word.
Sawco:
Taco: You're literally torturing me for being trapped in a jawbreaker for two episodes by doing this?
Saw: You were in a jawbreaker the whole time?
Me: Wait, WAT.
Taco: YEAH. I can here you guys but you couldn't here me!
Me: There was a jawbreaker right next to me the whole episode...
Saw: Oh yeah...
Taco: That, was me.
Me: O.O
Taco: And I heard Lollipop writing my eulogies.
Me: WAIT, SHE WAS DOING WHAT IN THE MIDDLE OF A CHALLENGE?!?!
Taco: Writing my eulogies, that's what I just said.
Me: *throws away the mistletoe I was holding* LOLLIPOP WILL BE SO DEAD.
Saw: Um, bye?
Me: WAIT, one more thing before I go!
Saw and Taco: *literally sweating like crazy*
Me: *completely forgets the thing about the mistletoe* COME ALONG WITH ME PEEPS.
Barfpop:
Me: LOOOOOOLLIPOOOOOOOOOP.
Lollipop: *nervously* Y-yeah?
Me: So dead are you.
Lollipop: Huh?????
Me: *to Saw* GET BARF BAG.
Lollipop: I don't want to see an idiot...
Barf Bag: I'm.
NOT.
AN.
IDIOT.
Lollipop: I am quite sure that the barf molecules are effecting your brain.
Barf Bag: At least I have one! You don't even have one!
Lollipop: How-
Me: *flings mistletoe at them* JUST KISS.
Lollipop: I'm not kissing an idiot!
Barf Bag: I'M NOT AN IDIOT!!!
Taco: *shoves Lollipop towards Barf Bag*
Saw: *shoves Barf Bag towards Lollipop*
Me: *struggles to hold up the mistletoe* ARGH.
Firey: WE'RE HERE TO SAVE THE DAY!!!
Me: Ehhh???
Coiny: We've already allied with Kite and Leafy!
Me: *sweating* ???
To be Continued...
(Firey and Coiny's random appearance made me like "FTW?!??!" right on that spot XD)
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AléatoireWe have recovery centers, so no, we don't do YOLO. We do YOLF. And this is basically my life in a bookshell XD
