Coiny: We've already allied with Kite and Leafy!
Me: *sweating* ???
WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE MEAN?
Taco: *nudges me* Uh, Book-
Gelatin: What am I doing here-
Me: Oh f-
Gelatin: -orks.
Lollipop: *sprays fork repellent*
Barf Bag: MY EYES!
Lollipop: So stupid you can't even dodge-
Barf Bag: I'M NOT-
Saw: Uh, Book...???
Me: What?
Saw: *points up*
Me: *sees Leafy holding a mistletoe*
Kite: *holding Leafy's ladder*
Me: You guys are so dead.
Firey: You totally deserve this though.
Coiny: Yeah.
Kite: And by the way:
We kept Pen, Eraser, Stapy and Foldy safe somewhere.
Me: So?
Leafy: Oh, Firey has something to tell you.
Firey: *smirks and exchanges looks with Gelatin*
Me: I have a really bad feeling here.
Firey & Gelatin: WELL READ!!!!!!
Me: ...
I have no freeze-juices.
*slaps them anyways*
...
MY HAND FIREY YOU FILTHY-
Firey: *laughing* You're own fault! No one told you to slap me!
Coiny: Yeah, the only one who can slap or kick Firey without being set on fire is me. Oh, and TB.
Me: *throws mistletoe over the heads of everybody*
Saw: F-
Barf Bag: *to Lollipop* Do you have a cuursing-repellent?
Lollipop: No.
Barf Bag: I would totally buy one for a dream island.
Leafy: That's not a kind of money-
Lollipop: Further proof that Barf Bag is stupid.
Barf Bag: *facepalms* I shouldn't have said anything then.
Coiny: Ahem?
Me: Ahem what?
Coiny: Are you planning to kiss Gelatin or not?
Me: I DON'T-
Leafy: Ship you two together? Well then, sorry. 'Cuz Kite and I sure do.
Kite: ... *checks the savage list*
She's number two on the savage list. Blocky is number one.
Me: *thinking of a meme*
*TBH, now I come to think of it, I probably DO deserve all this.*
TBC (I KNOW IT'S SHORT BUT-
Sometimes,
you'll just have to deal with it.
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You Only Live Forever!?
RandomWe have recovery centers, so no, we don't do YOLO. We do YOLF. And this is basically my life in a bookshell XD
