Bang!
Bang!
Damn, the rush of killing Firespies sure is amazing! Those sneaky little bright bastards actually provide a better challenge than those buffainos. A loud grunt made me look down at Teho since I was riding on his back and smiled when a peach fell from his tree and onto my lap.
"Thanks, buddy." I said before taking a small bite from it to savor the flavor. Ah~ so succulent and juicy... Maybe I should bake a cake with some peaches on it when I get to the café. I'm sure Lady Ai would appreciate a new dessert on the menu.
Should I use brown eggs or white ones? Which flavor should the sponge be; red velvet, vanilla, strawberry, or chocolate? Maybe I should use dark chocolate to bring out the peaches sweetness more. Perhaps some strawberry sauce on top? Should I add other fruits? Probably would be safe to add some raspberries and some blackberries. Now what tea should I use to compliment this cake? Green, oolong, slippery elm, or earl grey? Well, earl grey is more appealing so probably that.
So caught up in my thoughts, I didn't realize we were in the nearby town until I heard the whispers of the town folks and saw them pointing and gossiping.
"Have you ever seen such a traveler before?"
"Look at the beast he is riding."
"Do you think he is here to raid us?"
"Perhaps we should inform the guards..."
I understood their concerns and chose to ignore them as they rushed their children inside or just outright glared at me. I was a strange looking nomad that was obviously armed and potentially dangerous. They had every right to be concerned.
"Excuse me, most noble stranger, would you care for some dumplings!?" An annoying voice called to me. I looked down and saw a blonde male with blue eyes jogging beside Teho, his face turning red from his efforts to keep up with the long strides.
My left eye twitched a little when I realized that I couldn't escape this little imp even in my own world.
"No, my friend here provides enough food for me." And an apple fell into my lap to further prove my point.
"Ah, but your giant turtle can't provide meat like my dumplings can, right!?" That annoying smile never left his lips.
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...
Never.
"I said 'no' now get lost."
"Of course you never lived until you tasted such a delicacy!"
"What's wrong with-"
"Send your tastebuds on a journey!"
"Don't cut me o-"
"WELL, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR, LIVE A LITTLE!!!"
"Quit cutting me off, I'm getting pis-"
"LET'S GO PREPARE YOUR TABLE, MISTER!! LUCE, GET THOSE DUMPLINGS STEAMING!!!"
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I've never hated anyone as much as I hated them before in my entire life. I hope they get hit by a car- er, cart
I hope they choke on their food.
I hope they get stabbed.
I hope they drown in a sea of the decapitated heads of those damn tellitubbies and smurfs, never to see the light of day again.
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I hope they go bald.
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Reality Glitch
RandomWhat is reality? Where is the line that separates it from fantasy? 15-years-old Kyomaru Amakaze has always found it difficult to distinguish the two and is often ridiculed by those around when he indulges into his fantasies, his own world where he i...
