How to subtly tell/show someone you're on your period! (Like me. It just started today.... 😭😭😭)
"It's shark week"
"The blood's here for the sharks"
"Monthly fluids, amiright?"
"Week of hell started today."
"Monthly delivery came."
"Yo, do you have like.... a pound of chocolate?"
"What do you mean 'I'm not usually like this'? I'm only craving everything all at once!"
"Dude.... do you ever wonder what it's like to spew blood from a uterus?"
"MY INNER WALLS ARE SHEDDING!"
"I have cramps, everywhere.... in one spot. Fuck."
"Do you ever just want to hang out.... and rub my stomach.... what, no! I'm not pregnant!"
"IT'S FLOWINGGGG-"
"No. I'm naturally this emotional. Yes, I always change emotions that fast. I'm not on my period. Fuck off."
"*sobbing* WHY COULDN'T I SKIP THIS MONTH?!"
*puts jacket down before sitting in the seat so they don't stain it*
"*in the bathroom* FUCK!"
"YES! IM NOT PREGNANT!"
That's about all I have lmfao
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