"We need to find a ride and quick! What have all the GTA games have taught me is that you can just throw a person off-- WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!" The blonde exclaimed as he noticed the (h/c)-ette and the rest of the gang bowing to this old man as they received the car key.
"It's normal for japanese people to be polite. Geez, foreigners these day." Kagami sighed as he recovered from his panic attack.
"W-whatever! Just get in." He pouted.
Kagami lifted Kise and Midorima up and his sister picked up Aomine (who was over glee. Of course). Akashi got in by himself.
"Oi, what kind of foreigner are you?" Kagami asked.
"I'm American for my name isn't Derek Gracias for nothing!" He smirked.
.
..
..."Who?" Kagami added making him sweatdropped.
"Anyways, aren't Americans used to driving on the right side?" (F/n) asked.
"Yeah, but I'm a special American so I can just get ticked off free." He grinned.
"I'm regretting this." Akashi muttered.
And soon they did as they screamed when dodging the cars coming on the right side.
"THE LEFT!!" They yelled for the blonde to drive onto the left instead of the right.
"I KNOW BUT IM--"
"SPECIAL MY ASS!! DO YOU WANT US TO DIE?! DRIVE LEFT YOU STUPID TOURIST." She yelled as she clutched onto the seats.
"IM TOO PRETTY TO DIE SUU~!" Kise whined.
"I DIDNT GET TO KISS OPPAI-ONEE-CHAN YET!!" Aomine cried.
"I DIDNT GET TO EAT THE LAST BURGERS THAT WERE ON 50% OFF!!" Kagami complained.
"...I didn't get my lucky item today and now I'm going to die with you people. Nanodayo.." He muttered to himself quietly.
Akashi mainly sat on the seat with his hair disheveled, "meh."
They drove too far, not noticing the speed limit and where they were going.
They died.
That ending would only happen If Aomine wasn't a pervert.
They crashed into a wall, breaking through the bricks and metal. Dust filled the room.
Several coughs were heard as it started to die down.
"My apologies sir, we just happen to have a blonde foreigner and-- ATSUSHI-KUN?! KURO-KUN!?" She widened her eyes in shock.
"Ne, Aominecchi how long will she lost her cool?" The kinpatsu asked the tan companion beside him.
"If we lived with her for this long...which is three days....then right now."
"Look lady, we don't want any trouble!"
But she didn't listen instead she cracked her knuckles and laughed, "I'm going to chop up your fingers, boil them in oil and stick it up you ass so much, you'll feel like you're going through labour."
She stopped and looked at Akashi, his heterochromia eyes staring back.
"Ano...could I use your scissors?" She asked politely.
He continued to stare for a while before nodding and grabbing out his treasure.
She snipped it slowly and turning to face the kidnappers.
"Now where were we?"
"Oh let me join, those bastards took my car." Derek smiled creepily.
"Whatever, just don't get in my way." She smirked.
"Woooooow, Onee-chin, hurry up and save me, they didn't feed me for three minutes."
"Onee-chan, beat them up." Kuroko added bluntly with a glint in his eye.
"YAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
---the next day----
"A huge gang in Tokyo suddenly surrendered themselves peacefully into the police. They refused to explain the reason to why the sudden change but flinched as a (h/c)-ette walked past them. This is all for our breaking news."
The tv switched off as the blonde started stretching.
"Nothing but a good sleep in a japanese home!" He walked into the kitchen only a towel hanging from his shoulders.
"PUT SOME CLOTHES ON YOU AMERICAN! AND WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?!"
------next time!--
"Onii-san, there's a dog following us."
"NANI!"
"let's call it nigou!"
"WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE GRACIAS-TEME?!"
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My six little brothers. (Kuroko no basuke fanfiction) readerXchild! GoM
FanfictionHave you heard about the disappearance of the Generation of miracles members? Well today's your lucky day! Because they all had turned small and were adopted into the Kagami's house hold. Introducing your little brothers. ((Major Ooc-ness!))
