House wife

12.2K 474 47
                                    

Kagami residence, Japan.
Summer, day one of summer break.
Time 9:34 standard JPN time.

-(3rd person)-

"Is it done yet?!" Aomine growled in hunger, he wrapped his little hands around his stomach in mocked agony. He shifted his eyes onto the maroon head beside of him.
"Ne, BAKagami..how long has Oppai-Onee-chan been doing breakfast for you?"
Kagami raised an eyebrow, "ano..how do I explain this..when we were the age as you, Okaa-san took her to a culinary class. So she's been making the food around here often. One time she made pancakes with whip cream, fruits hidden inside, shaped into a heart." He replied with a dazed expression.

Kise slammed his fist into the table, "h-h-Heart shaped?!" He asked with a flushed face and steam coming out rapidly out of his ears.
"Yes..I think the day was valentines.." He muttered.
"Chotto matte! So you're saying, you're treating oppai-Onee-chan as a newlywed housewife?!"

"Hey I can cook too! But it's her decision since she wanted to begin taking responsibility."
"Oh plus, I bet you would burn the house down." Aomine smirked.
"I bet you can't cook at all." Kagami glared back.

"Ano is it just me or do I see static of lightning in the background?" Kise sweatdropped. Midorima and Kuroko nodded.
"Minasan, I like to admit that Onee-san food are nice." Kuroko bluntly added causing the two idiots to turn to the emotionless bluette.

"If only she could do our beds for us." Murasakibara yawned as he leaned on Akashi's shoulders for support.
"Or cook actually tofu for our dinner." The emperor added.
"NOT EVERYONE LIKE TOFU!" The kinpatsu, Aho and Baka yelled towards the little redhead who mearly flinched.

"Or vanilla milkshakes.."
"NOT YOU TOO TETSU/TEME/KUROKOCCHI!!!"

Suddenly a dark aura surrounded the dining table. The majority of the kids shivered in fear. (F/n) popped her head in the door way.
"You know girls have female rights, right?" She stated, smiling and masking her hidden anger.

"G-g-gomen.."

She giggled, "don't worry, because you all are going to hell."

--------------------
Short I know XD

My six little brothers. (Kuroko no basuke fanfiction) readerXchild! GoMWhere stories live. Discover now