fuck how do i start this
hey all, since my old bio is no longer here i thought i'd make a new one because hey, who doesn't want to watch themselves grow up everyday?
[lower-case intended]
lets just start with the basics.
i am a california blonde of 5'6". yes yes basic i know
i am a taurus, born on the 5th of may♉️
lover of books and nearly all music, except country fuck country
softball is my sport, first baseman is my position. i like to think i'm good at it, i got a game ball for only getting out twice in a weekend from this summer
i like to think i'm a no bullshit person but honestly i take everyone's bullshit i'm very gullible oops
@offensive_as_fuck is my best friend since i was at the wee little age of 10, she needs to be a fact because she is a part of me. if you need other facts about me go annoy her
Also shoutout to -yourqueen_angeX10 one of my closest Wattpad friends and #1 supporter of Clothes Hamper rip my old bio
i have been told many things you may want to know if you want to be friends with me, for example:
"you know megan, i really thought you were gonna be a cool person when i met you, but now that i met you i'm slightly disappointed because you're just a massive depressed dork."
"how is it possible for someone so academically smart to be so...stupid?"
and many more. i am known to be a contradiction, sorry.
without further ado, here is the life of Megan.
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YOU ARE READING
Love, M.E.G.A.N.
Adventurestrikhedonia(n): the pleasure of being able to say, "to hell with it." i am megan. megan is the feeling of laughing until your stomach hurts, crying until no sound comes out, yelling until your throat is raw, and yet it is nothing but silence. is t...