cory didn't sleep

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Cory: *Lying in bed, getting ready to fall asleep*

Everyone: *staying up and playing truth n' dare and shit while screeching*

Cory: *eyes open* well this is gonna be a long night..

...

*spongebob narrator voice*
      7 hours later

Cory: *Wide awake at 7 AM* ...

Everyone: *Finally going to bed*

Cory: *Lens twitches then run into the kitchen*

Cory: aLRIGHT ALL THE BITCHES IN THIS HOUSE--

Cory: i'MABOUTTOLOSEMYMIND--

Cory: wHERE ARE THE FUCKING POTS

Nick: *Grabbing something from the kitchen* wha-

Cory: *Pushes Nick out of the way* wHERE ARE THE FUCKING POTS

Cory: AAAAAAAA *Grabs Pots and Pans*

Cory: *Bangs them together, then runs into his room where Dory is* i aiN'T GOT NO SLEEP CAUSE OF Y'ALL.

Cory: *Runs into Jon and Nick's room with a face that says, "stop bein' gay for a min. Thanks* y'ALL NEVER GONNA SLEEP CAUSE OF ME 

Cory: * continues to parade around the house, going into other people's room and screaming it over and over*

Cory: *Sneaks into Tommy's room*

Tommy: *Sleeping soundly*

Cory: *Grabs the collar of Tommy's shirt and noarrows eyes* wake up--

Tommy: oh sh-

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