Cory: *Busts threw a door in a palm tree* Moana! Make way, make way! Moana, it's time you knew, that the village of Motanue is all you need!
Moana:
Cory: *Doing a makeshift hula dance*
Moana: You're not my dad...
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Cory: oOHHH! I SE E WHA T'S HAPPENING, YEA H!
Moana: wha-
Cory: *Dancing around while holding a paddle* You're face to face with a danger and it's strange.
Moana: *Looks from a drawing of Maui, then up at Cory* ..?
Cory: *Grabs paper and crumbles it up* You don't even know how you feel!
Moana:
Cory: Ha, it's adorable! Well it's nice to see that humans never change.
Moana: *Rolls eyes*
Cory: Open your eyes. Lets begin! Yes it's really me. It's Cory, breathe it in. *Throws paddle to Moana*
Moana: *Eyes widen and catch it*
Cory: I know it's a lot, the hair, *Slicks back hair*
Cory: The bod. *Poses*
Cory: whEN YOU'RE STAREING AT A DEMI GODDD!
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Island person: Oahu, oahu!
Cory: *Pops up from a trap door in the middle of the sand* heRE WE SET A COURSE TO FINDD,
Island person: *Nervously sweating in confusion*
Cory: *Mouth is open so wide he looks like pacman* A BRAND NEW ISLAND EVERY WHERE WE GO!
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RandomHey guy's, it's Spy. And I'm remaking the NewScapePro Randomness stuff, but I'm including THQ characters. This book is called "Incorrect shred!" (Used to be called "Newscapepro on Heck" tho) The cover was illustrated by @LivVu933 on Twitter. I Comm...
