*Everyone is lined up in different colored outfits*
Ashlie: *Dressed in all Red* Hey guys, I'm the color red. And I brought my friends to teach you about them! With all of the colors you see, and red is me. The color of awesome things!
Cory: *Dressed in All Black* *Rolls eyes*
Ashlie: There's hearts, and roses, and mars! But most importantly!
Ashlie: Love, L-
Cory: blood, blood, blood, blood, blood-
...
Jon: *Dressed in All Orange* Hi, I'm Orange, like mac-n-cheese. Let's name other Orange things, now if you please!
Cory: *Sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose*
Jon: There's Pumpkins, and Tigers, and the Desert Sand-
Cory: my prescription bottle-
Jon: *coughs and gives Cory a weird look* err-- Monarch Butterflyes are your Orange Friends!
Jon: La La La La La, Cheese!-
Cory: pills-
Everyone: Hooray!
Jon: *Walks past Cory with a weird look on his face* What are you doing??
Cory: what i was born to do-
...
Bri: *Dressed in all yellow* You can probably guess, yellow's pretty fun! You find it on a bus, or the rays from the sun-
Cory: jaundice-
Bri: *Glares at him* If you ask me, yellow's number one-
Cory: LIVER FAILURE--
Bri:
Bri: *ahem* If you like yellow, and sour, then try a lemon!
Everyone: JAUNDICE!
Bri: dANG iT CORY--
...
Tommy: *Dressed in all Green* I once ate a bug that was the color Green, and the ER said it was a poisonous thing! So that explains why I threw up Green, it had chunks of Green.
everyone:
Tommy: I bet you wish you hadn't listened to Green!
Nick: *Dressed in all blue* why didn't you change that one??
Cory: *Smirks* I like that one.
...
Nick: *Dressed in all blue* The Ocean is a place where many creatu-
Cory: nightmares--
Nick: *Glares at him* live.. In the deep blue sea..-
Cory: aND IT'LL KILL YOU TO DEATH--
Nick: cory stOP-
Cory: Especially if you were on Titanic.. so let that SINK IN!
Cory: pun-intended..
...
Uni: *Dressed in full purple* *Pushes Cory* Come on! Don't blow this for us man!
Uni: *Ahem* Purple is the color of many pretty things, from a lilac to-
Cory: *tazes him*
Uni: *Falls to the floor*
Ashlie: uNI---
...
Shelby: *Dressed in all Brown* Uh.. I guess it's my turn.. t-there are Brown things like dirt- I-I can't remember the words...
Cory: *Slaps the tazer against his hand*
Shelby: please don't hurt... me..
Cory: *tazes her aswell*
...
Mousie: *Tries grabbing the tazer from Cory* WHITE THINGS INCLUDE--
Cory: *Pulls tazer back* all broken bones--
Mousie: aND DOVES AND PAPER-
Cory: aND RABIES' FOAM--
Mousie: *Runs around the set* AAAAAA tHERE'S IVORY
Cory: WORTH A LOT OF MONEY!
Cory: *Points at self with thumb* AND IF YOU WANNA BUY SOME THEN EMAIL ME!
Tommy: *Sarcastic* Hooray..
...
Cory: *Waves tazer at everyone smirking*
Mousie: *hiding behind jon* dear lord..
Cory: *Dressed in all black* black is the color of emptiness, and i feel it in my soul cuz i'm an emotional mess--
Uni: AAAAAAA *Shoves Cory off the stage* TAKE CARE OF THE BODY!
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‼️DISCONTINUED‼️ incorrect shred {Newscapepro crack)
RandomHey guy's, it's Spy. And I'm remaking the NewScapePro Randomness stuff, but I'm including THQ characters. This book is called "Incorrect shred!" (Used to be called "Newscapepro on Heck" tho) The cover was illustrated by @LivVu933 on Twitter. I Comm...
