"Pass The Salt"

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Cory: *eating a salad* Tommy can you pass me the salt?

Tommy: Sure. *picks up Uni*

Uni: TOMMY WHAT THE---

Tommy: *throws him across the table*

Cory: jESUS, tOmMy

Tommy: What? You said "pass the salt".

Cory: For my salad. Not enough to raise my cholesterol!!

Uni: YOU BOTH ARE IDIOTS!

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