Hetalia: Axis Powers One-Shots (1)

matt williams {2p!canadaxreader}

"Someone pass me the peas." Allen asked or more like, ordered someone politely.

Matt passed the bowl of peas to him.

"The fuck is this?!" Allen exclaimed.

"Language." Oliver replied.

"Uh, this fucker knows I'm vegan and there's a chicken leg in there."

Oliver slammed the cup of water he's been drinking onto the table, "In this house, you'll behave appropiately."

"I've been fuckin' behaving this whole damn time, unlike a certain someone who's smoking at the table."

Oliver turned to look at you and Matt.

"Francois is smoking at the table." Matt said.

"This is a vaporiser I picked up, its for indoor use." he replied.

"Unless you want to pass it around, put it out." Oliver told Matt.

Matt tried to put it out by putting it on his tongue to which Oliver stopped him, "Oh no not there, let me go get the ash tray.."

Before Oliver could move, Matt put it out by putting it on his hand. You gasped when he did that.

"Oh, cupcakes, your skin!"

"Bet you like that dirty boy." Allen said out loud, causing himself to get a punch from Matt. All you could do was stare at them.

Allen groaned and Oliver asked if something was wrong. He replied a no and Oliver announced that it was time for dessert.

After Oliver left, you asked everyone if they have gotten far from cutting the rope on their waist. The others said no and you sighed. You had a free hand so you tried untying Matt's rope while Oliver was gone, but to no avail. "Hey, Matt?" You asked. "Mhm." "Is your hand okay?" "Yeah, no big deal."

Oliver came back with the dessert and asked cheerfully, "Now, who's going to have the first piece?"

Everyone groaned quietly. This is such a disfunctional dinner.

Is this fluff? I donut know. It's not. I think. Yeah. It's not. If you guys realise. I basically wrote this in written form from the 2p!Hetalia Video Disfunctional Dinner. Do watch it ~ Credits to that videos. I don't own anything plot. I only own the plot where I put you into the story.