Tyler: Since you won't be able to contact me for a month, I've left a complementary bowl of advice.
Tyler: For instance, um. "Jamie, stop doing that." Just applies to everything.
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Emily: Wow I really couldn't get any gayer.
Narrator: She will get much gayer.
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Carrie: What's the worst injury you've ever seen?
Tris: Your face.
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Kris: I could strangle you!
Ky: You're not tall enough.
Kris: You've sunk low enough for me to reach.
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Tyler: *sees two people doing something stupid*
Tyler: They're idiots.
Tyler: *realizes that it's Jamie and Barry.*
Tyler: Wait, those are my idiots.
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Ky: You're so sweet, and cute, and precious.
Kris: I AM NOT SWEET. I AM DARK AND MYSTERIOUS AND DANGEROUS AND VERY PISSED OFF.
Ky: So cute.
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Demi-Gays (Camp Half-Blood OCs oneshots)
FanfictionThe gods have too many gay babies.
