Avengers x reader oneshots

New years🍾 (all x reader)

-_-...yeah...I know...u may complain in the comments how monstrous I am for not doing a Christmas special, and although I'd like to point out my reasons before being pelted by anything UR gonna throw at me, lemme repay u all with a light-hearted New Years special huh?

Third Person POV
"Ok then! You. Put those appetizers over there! And you. I want those champagne glasses to be on that table! Ok a liiiiiittle to the left, lower-wait no! A little higher...liiiitle more-hey! Those party hats and shit goes over there on that table, for the guests, I don't pay you to do a shitty job here!"
"You don't pay me at all Tony!"
"Shut the fuck up Rogers and just do what I say"
"Only if you apologize for your profanity"
"Fine. I'm sorry, HAPPY princess?"
"That's captain, and yes, yes it does"
Steve then walks toward the table covered in a black cloth to set out the party supplies,
"There ya go! Move that sexy ass!"
*smack*
"Ow!! TONY"
"What?"
"That hurt! AND LANGUAGE"
"Ugh"
"Um...helLOOOOOOOO"
    Both men look up to see the (H/C) and the red and green android floating above the two, whilst trying to adjust the black banner that says 'HAPPY NEW YEARS' in gold.
"I don't know about you two, but my arms are about to fall off if you don't tell us whether this is right or not!!!"
"Ok! Jeez! Let's see...2 to the right and 1 down and it should be perfect!"
    Both fly as told by the billionaire and hang the banner. The dark haired man strokes his beard and smirks with a satisfaction,
"Perfect! Everything is falling into place! Now then, I've already told everyone but just to make sure I'll remind you again, I want you all to dress nice and if I dare not see any of you drinking tonight and having a go-"
   Tony pauses for a sec and clears his throat after Steve's scolding glare,
"Gosh darn time at the party"
    With an approving smile, he continues.
"Then I'll just just have to adjust that in my own way"
"But why must intoxicating your body and destroying a couple of brain cells have to do with 'having fun'?"
"Because Vis, when people get drunk, they're more entertained or entertaining, or both! In Which any entertainment means fun times, besides, this is my party we're talking about, of course people will be drinking"
"And this is sound to you all?"
"Pretty much"
"Always"
"Oh...ok then"
"But don't expect an android, 2 demigods, and 2 super soldiers, and a speedster with a very fast metabolism to be drunk"
"Damn, didn't think of that...oh well! More fun for us then I guess"
     The (girl/boy/non-binary) just shrugs and high fives Tony. While the two men share a glance and shrug.

           **Few hours later at the party**
    All the avengers are sitting down and sharing laughs, having a great time and getting tipsy. Wanda unconsciously lays her head on Vision's shoulder, to which he smiles and continues chatting with the others.
    Tony then grabs his glass and a spoon and taps the glass a few times with the spoon, grabbing everyone's attention.
"Listen up everyone! Now I know that this year has been a great year for some of us and others not so much, but that's where this comes in! Because with a new year comes a new start and might I say, it was a blast this year, literally with all our missions"
    The crowd then laughs and the avengers share their own light-hearted laughter, after the laughter dies down, tony then clears his throat, "but I do want to say that it wasn't just me who made this year amazing, it was all of you guys, especially the avengers, you guys have put up with my Bull shit and vice versa and I'm glad to know that after everything that's happened, this year or past years, we still stuck together, though we don't know why,"
    This caused some avengers to giggle or smile including the billionaire, "but I'd like to think of it as forming a second family, something everyone needs, because they'll be there, just like any good family would"
    He smiles at every member, all giving sincere smiles back and to each other.
"So enough sappy shit-"
"I'll let that one slide for the occasion"
"Thank you Stevie, I believe the countdown will be starting now!"
    A holographic countdown shows up showing 12 seconds.
"Aaaaand 10"
Everyone joins in.
"9"
"8"
"7"
"6"
"5"
"4"
"3"
"2"
"1"
"HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!"
    Everyone yells, blow out their noise makers. Champagne bottle caps pop off, and the fireworks start. Wanda grabs the androids face and turns it to her, with a smile, she leans in, confused yet intrigued, the android does the same, then their lips meet into a short and sweet kiss. Pulling apart they both look at each other with content smiles.
"What was the purpose of that?"
"It is called a 'New Years kiss', couples vould usually do it, but sometimes people use it as their chance to tell someone that...they love them"
"Wanda?"
"Hm?"
"May we do it again, I don't believe I got the chance to return the feeling"
"Of course"
                   **while that happened**
"Hey Stevie!"
"Tony if you're gonna do something stupid I swe-mph!!"
    The soldier had no time to talk as he was pulled into a passionate kiss, before he had a chance to do anything, it ended as quickly as it began.
"Love ya Cap"
    The man was speechless, until finally, he smiled, "love you too Tony," then the two returned to their passionate kiss.
    While people were confessing and couples were forming or already existing couples were kissing, the (H/C) (girl/guy/non-binary) sat there with a bored yet annoyed look, the trickster saw this and with curiosity walked up to them.
"What ails you dear (Y/N)?"
"I can't believe this!"
"I'm sorry?"
"No I'm sorry, I'm just kinda peeved because I'm single as a Pringle and ready to mingle yet I'm the only one who's getting nothing from this!!!"
   At this they just cross their arms and pout. The demigod had a confused look  at first, but then it turns into a mischievous one as he immediately comes up with an idea.
"Oh dear"
"What?"
"It seems you have something on your face"
"Where?!"
"Right,"
    He then crouches down, and gives the confused (girl/guy/non-binary) a quick peck on the lips.
"Oh! It seems it left as soon as it appeared, well, you don't need to worry about that anymore. Now then, I believe I should retire to my chambers, have a happy new year (Y/N)!"
    With an 'innocent' smile, the demigod walks away and disappears into the halls. The (H/C) stays shocked for a few seconds and quickly forms an expression of realization, then anger.
"Hey! You can't just kiss and leave without the person giving a kiss back!!! Get ur ass back here!!!"
"LAN-mph!"
Aaaaaah New Years

So there ya have it, and sorry to all the sticky or pepperony shippers but I personally love stony. Now then, I do hope that you like this and as always, I will be putting up new chapters based on my ideas as well as your requests, feel free to ask. But yeah that's all I have for today and I hope you guys have a happy New Years, I love u guys a lot! Byeeeeeeeee!!!
~Lizzy💛