+in which a girl who has a tendency to flirt too much when she's drunk finds herself face to face with a completely sober hockey boy who isn't having it
"holy frogging shit is that auston matthews i see?" tipping my ugly sunglasses up to reveal my eyes, i whistle lowly.
why am i wearing sunglasses indoors at midnight again?
the bartender snorts, watching as i embarrass myself in front of auston matthews.
"i think you've had a little too much to drink." the unreasonably attractive american doesn't look the least bit happy to be speaking with me.
"and i think that you haven't had enough!" i slur happily. "another round." i tell the bartender.
"i don't think that's a good id—."
"shut the fuck up you ugly shoelace, you need to have some fun." i roll my eyes.
this story will include LOADS of memes so if you don't like memes and most things related to memes then i suggest you save yourself while you can:)
auston matthews as himself ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
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katya miro as carmen casanova ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
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