phone sex"

013: hopefully this'll be fun.

"Mom," Chan starts, staring at his mother who happened to be pouring everyone a drink. "It's like ten in the morning." She shrugs as she shoves a shot of Hennessy towards her son. "Don't be a pussy, Chan." She teases and Chan sighs. Junhui comes along and she hands him a shot, too.

"Wait, can you drink?" Junhui nods, "I used to drink with my parents a lot before I decided to like... stop." She smiles and clasps her hands together. She grabs her camera and puts it on the two. "Do a love shot,"

Chan and Junhui exchange glances before shrugging and getting into position. They bring the cups to their mouths and easily down the alcohol. There's flash and then a 'snip'. Mrs. Lee hands her son the photo before placing the camera down. Chan shakes his head, scrunching up his nose as the drink burns down his throat. Mingyu walks up to them, "Do you have any Patron?"

"Now you, Mingyu, know how to party!" Mrs. Lee giggles, grabbing a bottle of Patron. She pours it into one of the glass shot cups before handing it to Mingyu. The boy downs it like nothing and places the glass down before walking away. "Anyone else want a shot?"

"I'll take one!" Seungcheol chimes. He walks over to Chan's mom and she pours him a shot. "I'm not giving you more than three shots today, Seungcheol." She says, handing him the glass. He shrugs as he downs it.

"Dude, how do you drink Hennessy without it being a problem?" Chan asks, leaning against Junhui.

"Do you know how many of Nathan's parties I go to? His mom has like ten bottles of if all the time." Chan looks at the older in disgust before grabbing Junhui's hand and leading him into the living room.

At his house right now was Junhui, Minghao, Wonwoo, Mingyu, Seungcheol, and Jeonghan. Everyone else said they'd be there later. Minghao and Wonwoo decided to sleep so Chan showed him his room since it was bigger than the guest bedroom. Jeonghan and Seungcheol were sprawled out on one of the couches and Jeonghan was giggling, trying to shove his foot into Seungcheol's mouth. Each time, though, Seungcheol would smack it away.

Junhui sits down and he pulls Chan onto his lap. He wraps his arms around the younger and places soft kisses on his neck. Chan giggles, and turns around so that he's facing Junhui. Smiling, he places a quick peck on Junhui's nose. Just as Seungcheol's about to throw something at the duo, Mr. Lee walks in and speaks up.

"Wow, never thought I'd see my son be openly gay in my living room." Chan blushes and slides off Junhui's lap. "I didn't tell you you had to stop; I was just surprised." He laughs, walking away and towards the downstairs living room. Chan looks at Junhui again, but the male's attention had switched to Mingyu, who was sitting right next to him.

"Joshua told me he'd come back but just now he said he's gonna have to come with his parents." Mingyu sighs. Chan starts to listen, too, leaning in closer to Junhui. Junhui's arm doesn't fail to wrap around him. "I just want to spend time with him!" Mingyu whines, leaning over the arm rest."

Junhui pats his back, "Aw, Gyu, don't worry. Maybe Joshua'll want to freak out his parents and make out with you in front of them." Chan stops paying attention to those two, adverting his eyes to Seungcheol and Jeonghan. Seungcheol catches his eyes and lazily puts up the peace sign, "suh, dude." Chan rolls his eyes as someone knocks on the front door. He stands up and answers it, finding Seungkwan, Vernon, Jihoon, and some other unfamiliar guy.

"Hey, Chan!" Seungkwan smiles. "This is my brother, uhh..." Seungkwan draws blank but the taller male laughs and chimes in. "I'm Seokmin!" Chan nods and gestures for everyone to come in. Jihoon waits by the door.

"Wassup?" Chan locks the door, and then faces Jihoon. The older holds up two bags and Chan screams. He pulls him into a hug and then grabs his hands, pulling him up into his room.

"Hey," Wonwoo says as the two walk in. He yawns and Minghao kicks him off the futon Chan laid out for them an hour ago. "Xu Minghao, do we need to throw a couple of hands?"

"I'm naked, you asshole; you just literally exposed my dick to two people we barely know."

"We didn't see anything," Jihoon reassures. Chan nods and walks towards his closet. Jihoon sets the bags down on one of the tables in the room and Chan steps out of his closet with a long box. His best friend screams at the top of his lungs as he rushes over. Minghao and Wonwoo jump at the sudden noise.

Jihoon sniffs, "Aw, Chan..." And then something falls inside the closet and Jihoon goes to check it out. His nose scrunches up as he picks up Chan's board. He pulls it out, standing it up. "You bought a skateboard that says 'Go Fuck Thyself'?"

Chan shrugs, "RipNDip."

"You skate?" Minghao asks, now laying on his stomach. He groans as he slaps Wonwoo. "Please get me some underwear. My dick is not liking this,"

Wonwoo looks at him in disgust, "get it yourself."

"I said please!" Minghao whines. Wonwoo mocks him before standing up. He walks towards the closet to dig in Minghao's luggage.

"But, uh, yeah; I skate." Chan finally replies. Minghao mumbles a 'cool' as he yawns. Then, Jihoon nudges Chan to open his present as Jihoon holds onto his. Chan walks over to the bags, grabs them, and sits on the floor. Jihoon walks over and Wonwoo throws Minghao's underwear at the younger. Minghao slips it on and Wonwoo joins him on the futon, the two staring at the other duo.

"Dude," Chan laughs, pulling everything out of the bag. A dinosaur onesie, a dino plush..." He looks at his best friend before leaning over to smack him. Jihoon kicks him, laughing. Chan pulls out a couple more things like clothes and shoes. He gestures for Jihoon to open his.

Already knowing what Chan got him, he tears it apart. He screams, ripping open the piano. "Uh, there's another thing in my closet." Jihoon scrambles to his feet and rushes over. He pulls out two things; a guitar case and another box. "What is this?"

"I got tired of you saying you needed a new guitar since your other one was ruined. Plus, playing the ukulele doesn't fit you. So I got you a new one and an electric guitar!" Chan explains, clasping his hands. Jihoon looks at his best friend with loving eyes, "this is why I love you." Chan smiles and rushes over to hug the older.

"Uh, get a room?" Wonwoo raises a brow. Jihoon squints, "uh, get out of his room?" Wonwoo stammers but admits defeat, putting his hands up. He stands and stretches, "Kinda hungry anyways."

"My mom's gonna make you guys take a shot," Chan says, Wonwoo walking into the closet for a sweater. Minghao follows. "It's eleven in the morning." He yawns and Chan shrugs.

After a while, all four of them walk down the stairs. Halfway through, Minghao chokes and almost falls down. "Minghao, what the actual fuck?" Wonwoo stares at his friend in concern. The shorter male looks back at Chan, pointing at Seokmin. "Who is that?"

"My friend's brother, Seokmin."

"Is he gay? Because, no offense, but I need his dick rammed up my ass." Chan's eyes widen, and he blinks. "I-I have no idea." Minghao grumbles a fuck as he continues down. "Well, wish me luck, ass eaters." He fixes his attire and struts towards Seokmin. Wonwoo walks away from the two to go into the kitchen, where he's greeted by Mrs. Lee who hands him a glass of Patron, and Hennessy.

"Take one and give one to your other friend. What's his name... Minghow?" Wonwoo stifles a laugh as he nods.

Jihoon happily smiles, walking away from Chan and to his boyfriend who was sitting at one of the couches. Chan watches Jihoon settle onto Soonyoung's lap.

"Hey, baobei." Chan looks down at Junhui. He was eating a bowl of jjolmyeon. The younger takes a seat next to him as Junhui offers him a bite. Chan would never say no to jjolmyeon so he takes it, smiling. Junhui smiles back, using a hand to pinch one of Chan's cheeks. "You're so cute," he coos.

"And your so gay." Wonwoo grumbles, walking past them.

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SO haos love interest is seokmin ahaha it'll be great i swear

i already have plans for the next ch which might be updated today (hopefully bc im gonna be gone like all evening tomorrow bc of a friend's basketball game) i didnt wanna make this ch too long bc literally all the chs are so long which i apologize for !!!

also would u guys like a book of just minshua/junchan oneshots or them together?? so i can like,, save myself from all the drafts i have on this acc lmaooooooo bye bye