mixed signals ❥ mike faist

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GROUP CHAT:
SA SLUTS (founded 2008)
PEOPLE:
wendy burgerman (sofia maddox), german gay (ben fankhauser) & german bi (lincoln coxon)

german bi
SOFIA MADDOX WHERE THE HELL
ARE YOU??? WHY DID YOU JUST GO
POOF LAST NIGHT??? ARE YOU OK??
ARE YOU EVEN ALIVE??

wendy burgerman
of course i'm alive you idiot.

german gay
then where are you and why did you
just up and leave our party???

wendy burgerman
i'm at mikes. i messaged him last night
to say happy new year and he was drunk
somewhere on the other side of town so
i went and picked him up. then i took him
back to his apartment and helped him
get to bed. then i slept on the sofa bc i
didn't want to leave him alone just in case
something happens in the night.

german bi
wait. what?

german gay
you spent the whole year ignoring him
and now you're dropping everything at
the last minute for him?

wendy burgerman
it's not like that. i don't have feelings for
him anymore and even if i did, i do not
have time for a relationship right now. i
need to concentrate on myself and Ro.

german gay
speaking of ro, what do we tell her
when she wakes up?

wendy burgerman
i'll be back before then.
now, i've got to go. mike is waking up and
the poor thing is going to have a banging
headache.