BUNNY HOTLINES ⋮ 𝐘.𝐊𝐎𝐎𝐊

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"Why are you still awake at this time?"

"You should go to sleep."

"Oh. I can't sleep"

"That's why I chose to call you tonight. I can't sleep"

"Well, do you want to talk until you feel sleepy then?"

"Sure baby."

"Aren't you feeling sleepy tho? Your shift started at 8 and it's now almost 4am."

"Well that means only 3 hours to go until my shift ends."

"No I don't. I sleep during the days"

"What? So like, you're skipping meals?"

"Hmm. I wouldn't say that. We have breaks so I eat during that too."

"How many coffee had you been drinking kid?"

"I rarely drink coffee."

"I'm gonna be honest. For a person who likes sleep a lot, which is me, I can't sleep right now."

"Why? Coffee helps you to stay awake."

"Well for me, it doesn't. It helps me to feel sleepy."

"What the fuck?"

"What are you seriously? I'm thinking you're some kind of extraterrestrial being."

"What- HAHAHAHA no!"

"I told you~ I'm a cinnabun!"

"I wish coffee will have the same effect on me."

"Wow. Coffee makes you sleepy."

"That's a gift!!"

"What? HAHAHA it's not~ stop being so silly."

"I bet milk helps you to stay awake."

"Milk makes me drunk."

"IT DOES WHAT!?"

"It makes me drunk~"

"Then what does alcohol do to you then?"

"Nothing. Alcohol isn't that strong for me."

"AND MILK IS?!"

"YES!?"

"SHE-SUS CALM DOWN!?"

"OKAY I'M SORRY!?"

"WHY ARE WE SHOUTING!?"

"I DON'T KNOW BUT MY OFFICEMATES ARE LOOKING AT ME!?"

laughs.

"I should go sleep, kook."

"oh sure hyung!"

"Thank you for talking to me. It helps a lot."

"You're welcome even if I didn't do that much."

"Thank you for calling and pressing 9! once again, this is jungkook. if you need someone to talk to, you can dial bunny hotlines again and my line is free for you anytime. have a good night sleep, hyung. Have a good day!"

"Yes. Good night, kook"

yawns.

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