Welcome to bunny hotlines! Press any number to start a conversation.
"Thank you for calling and pressing 9! This is jungkook. How may I help you?"
"Hey"
"That's my line!"
"Sorry can't help it"
"You tell that to me almost everytime I call you."
"that's because I need to!"
"If I don't I would have say"
"Hey bitch. What do you want?"
"What-ohmygod kook HAHAHA"
"Sorry!"
"I'm pretty grumpy today."
"Aw what's the matter bun?"
"My friend, jimin, who was living next door made me stay up today. I didn't have that much sleep."
"He's on a phase where he fucking cooks everything and makes me taste it."
"It was good but I WASN'T ABLE TO SLEEP BECAUSE OF THAT"
"BUNNY NEEDS HIS SLEEP"
"WHY BUNNY CAN'T GET HIS SLEEP"
"What-"
"Are you talking in third person?"
"Grr no."
"Aw. bunny~"
"Shut up"
huffs.
"You're cute when you're grumpy."
"You're cute too when you're grumpy but did I comment?"
"wAS THAT A COMPLIMENT OR-"
groans.
"I don't know!?"
"Bummer, you're grumpy right now. I really want to hear you sing"
"Sure, I'll sing for you."
"Reallyyyyy?~"
"Yep"
"Yay! Go sing it"
"Take it off now girl"
"What the fuck"
"Just take it off"
"Kook"
"I'm a master, baby with your bra"
"Fuck you, I don't wear a bra."
"Just take it off now girl"
"Tfuck is that song"
"Take it off"
"Stop it tfuck"
"It hurts my precious ears"
"I'M A BEAT THAT PUSSY LIKE YOU NEVER EVER FELT BEFORE"
"I HAVE A DICK"
"Also"
"You're a fucking bottom in this story, thank you very much"
"hOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW THIS SONG CHILD"
"I'm SORRY!!! MY OFFICEMATE WAS MAKING ME LISTEN TO IT"
"SURE"
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BUNNY HOTLINES ⋮ 𝐘.𝐊𝐎𝐎𝐊
Fanfiction"Thank you for calling bunny hotlines! this is jungkook, How may I help you today?" In which jungkook is a bunny hybrid working in a bunny hotline and suga is a grumpy ass handsome famous rapper in korea and he accidentally dialed the wrong number...
