"Welcome to bunny hotlines! Press any number to start a conversation."
*presses 9*
"Thank you for calling and pressing 9! This is jungkook, how may I help you today?"
"Honeyyy!"
"Pfft. Hyungie?"
"It's your daddy, kookie."
"Stop it hyungie~ I'm working!"
"Yes you are and i'm very proud of you sugarplum!"
"You're the sugarplum in this relationship."
"Oooh~ So we're in a relationship now?"
*blushes*
"I-I didn't mean t-that!"
*pouts*
"So you don't want yoongi aka suga aka agust d aka your daddy to be your boyfriend?"
"w-what— hyungie s-stop it!"
"You're making me b-blush!"
"Holy shit. I would love to see you blush right now."
"Goddamn it, why can't they invent a telephone that you can facetime people with?"
"There's this thing called iphone hyungie and it has the same feature as the one you're talking about right now."
"O-oh— i knew that."
"What's your phone, baby?"
"Samsung."
"Want to upgrade it? I'll buy an iphone x"
"WHAT NO!"
"YOU DONT HAVE TO HYUNGIE!!!"
"Holy shit—"
" I swear to bugs bunny, if you buy me an iphone x I'll completely ignore you."
"Oh no! I was just kidding bunny!"
"And what— bugs bunny?"
"You're not my sugar daddy, hyungie!"
"Just your daddy?"
"Yes— I mean WHAT"
"Aha! See! You kinky little rabbit!"
"Blimey! Why did I even liked you in the first place?"
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BUNNY HOTLINES ⋮ 𝐘.𝐊𝐎𝐎𝐊
Fanfiction"Thank you for calling bunny hotlines! this is jungkook, How may I help you today?" In which jungkook is a bunny hybrid working in a bunny hotline and suga is a grumpy ass handsome famous rapper in korea and he accidentally dialed the wrong number...
