You Have Got To Be Kidding Me...

So Long And Farewell

Hey guys! I know it's a little late but I have an excuse other than writers block. I was working both days of the weekend AND I wanted to make this chapter extra long since its the last chapter. I know, You Have Got To Be Kidding Me... is coming to an end. It feels like just yesterday I was posting the first chapter for people to read.

I would like to thank each and every one of you for reading this. You got me from 1 fan, to 31 fans. From 2 votes, to 49 votes. From 12 reads, to 2,300+ reads. I can't thank you guys enough for taking time out of your day to read a story that was originally, never going to be seen by anyone.

I am going to dedicate this chapter to niallyandnandos2 because she replied to my comments on her story instead of running, screaming form my craziness and cause she's cool! Also, she's coming to my funeral and calls me the crazy penguin! I like it when people call me the crazy penguin. Makes me feel special!

And kia ora is pronounced key-or-da. It's the Maori word for hello, hi, hey, etc. And Whangarei is pronounced as fung-are-rey. And we roll the rs.

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"Nandos."

"Chocolate."

"Nandos."

"Chocolate."

"Nandos!"

"Chocolate!"

"NANDOS!"

"CHOCOLATE!"

"NANDOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"What are you guys arguing about now?!" Liam interrupted mine and Niall's screaming match. We both jumped and looked at him. I was the first to answer.

"This idiot here thinks that Nandos is better than chocolate!" I yelled, pointing an accusing finger at the Irish boy.

"That's because it is!" he yelled back, sticking out his tongue.

"Is not!"

"Is too!"

"Is not!"

"Is too!"

"OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH YOU TWO!" Liam yelled, interrupting us once again. "Both foods are equally as good."

"Uh uh! Chocolate is the best thing to happen to mankind! I worship the guy who invented it! No kidding, I would kiss his shoes if I could." I stated, holding a finger up, like they do in movies when they're proving a point.

"That's just gross." Niall said with a creeped out look on his face.

"You're one to talk! You said you'd lick the eggs from which the chickens that would soon become Nandos would hatch if you knew where to find them!" I shot back. "I think that's a little grosser than kissing someone's shoes!"

I watched as the red cloud of embarrassment slowly crept up his neck and onto his face. "Kissing shoes is grosser, you don't know what they've stepped in!" he finally said.

"Licking an egg is like licking a chicken's butt!" I retorted.

"Yours is grosser!"

"No, yours is grosser!"

"No, yours is grosser!"

"No, yours is grosser!"

"No, yours is grosser!"

"I give up," Liam sighed and left. Me and Niall continued this argument for a good ten minutes before I stopped for a moment.

"Wait, what were we arguing about again?" I asked, the subject having slipped my mind completely.