Charming Family One Shots

The Lad faces the Captain

Disclaimer: This one was requested by Hammers279 who wanted a One Shot where Henry gets spanked by Killian. For this to work, I've had to base it in the aftermath of Season 6 where Emma and Killian are working aside each other as Cops. There is a bit of conflict between Emma and Killian as well but just so I could make it all better. Happy New Year to you all as well!

Warning: Spanking and language. Don't like, don't read.

It had been a long day! This morning when they got into work Emma and Killian had been having a huge argument with each other which had resulted in them not talking to each other. Hook had never believed David on how grumpy Emma could be on her period but now he was learning. She had snapped at him for almost everything, including when he was joking with her or playfully not doing what she asked.

They were now in the station and Emma was giving Killian the same silent treatment as her mother used with David while in Neverland. How did Dave put up with this for so long?

"You couldn't hurry up and get that paperwork done soon!" Emma snapped.

"Aye, Love," Killian said and then waited for Emma to turn round. Women can't half be fussy, can they?

Thinking that was a big mistake! Unfortunately, he made the mistake of saying it out loud, as well as thinking it, and as you may have guessed, Emma went mad. Emma was now working in the main part of the office while Killian was stuck in the smaller part of the office. Luckily, she had no longer finished shouting at him when the phone went off.

"Hello?" Emma answered. "A thief's just stolen something from Mr Gold? He's heading towards the town line? Yes... Yes; I'll be there straight away. Thank you, buy!" she then put it down again.

Her eyes went straight to where Killian was now looking sheepishly over at her.

"Are you going to tend to this thief or should I?" Killian asked, using a similar tone as he had seen David using.

"Since you doing what I ask has proved impossible I think I would be better tending to the thief! You can stay here and work on that paperwork and think about doing what I say, understood!?"

"Come on, Love. That's not fun!"

"Understood!?" Emma repeated, slightly madder.

"Aye, Love," Killian answered, slightly defeated.

Emma took a deep breath in and then rushed out before slamming the door shut. Killian's only response was sighing and looking back down on his work. Great, now you've done it! One hour later and nothing much had changed. Emma still wasn't back and Killian was still sitting where he was an hour before. At the minute he'd hardly got through any of it and it was only five pages in. Just then the phone rang and Killian got up and walked over to where it was on the desk in the main part of the office.

"Hello?"

"Hello. I am phoning from Storybrooke H_."

"Who the bloody Hell is this?" Killian said, uncontrollably.

"Let me remind you to control your language while discussing these matters, sir!" The voice said.

"Who the Hell are you to tell me what to do!"

"Sir_," a rattle was heard at the other end of the phone and then a different, more familiar voice was heard.

"Killian?"

"Snow? Who was that!?"

"Henry's headmistress! He's got in trouble here for starting a fight with a group of first graders and is being sent home early."