Ch.4: TO ME NOT BEING CRAZY

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JESUS
THE ONLY TIME IM CRAZY IS IF I DRINK COFFEE.

Calling me "crazy" is considered offensive in my world.

Of course, you may not be in my world, but still.

Not. Crazy.

My dog is crazy.
You are crazy.
My friends are crazy.
BUT IM NORMAL.
AT LEAST I AM NORMAL, FOR GOODNESS SAKES.
//CASUALLY THROWS UP ARMS IN THE AIR AND STORMS OUT OF ROOM EXCEPT IM IN A TRUCK SO I WOULD BE RUN OVER IF I DID THAT BUT WHO CARES.//

AND QUIT POSTING ON EVERY SINGLE BLOODY CHAPTER.

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