Happy Late New Years

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Ohmygod okay so, I had this chapter since Sunday but Wattpad deleted it for some reason so I have no idea what I even wrote about. (I have this long/short term memory thing that I can't even explain...)

Anywhooo, an update on my life, yeah?
I'd say, my cha cha's are being freakin abused a lot lately. Honestly. Last year I remember when UncivilFeminist punched me there on accident. And like a week ago, people kept ramming into me from the freak frackin front. AND MY DOG ALSO KEEPS JUMPING ON MY FREAKIN CHEST LIKE THERES NO TOMORROW, Jesus Christ jUST LEAVE MY CHA CHA'S A BREAK YEAH??
:) Love, Edith XXX

Also, I started Supernatural like two and a half weeks ago and I'm on season five-almost-six so, party.

Sighs loudly.
I feel so incredibly sick right now. Not JUST physically sick. Emotionally too. I'm sick of my parents (wow-ee, look at that,) I'm sick of cramps, i'm sick of my dog sitting on my stomach WHILE I have cramps, I'm sick of not being able to listen to Kansas and Bon Jovi and Postal Service and yeah. I'm sick of trying to be social :^) because I'm so terribly bad at it. I'm sick of running BECAUSE MY LEGS STILL FREAKIN HURT, UncivilFeminist .
(Okay, so what happened was, I started getting super duper freaked out and so UncivilFeminist just says "hey just come on my bus" "no" "yes" "fine but i will murder u" "ok".
SO, I go on her bus which HAD to be Girls-Left side Boys-Right side, which made it 10 times worse.
And then, we were just talking when I look out the freakin window and see that we were by like ROADS AND HIGHWAYS,.?
So I start yelling at UncivilFeminist and he/she/whatever says that we go to like two neighborhoods or whatever and I had an oxygen denial for like fifteen minutes.
After that, we ended up at her subdivision (mine has two entrances and we passed the first one, making it farther away from my house,) which was right across from mine, with my mum texting me like I had gotten kidnapped and whatnot.
So I get off the bus, someone pushes me, my jacket falls, AND I START RUNNING LIKE A HELLHOUND WAS CHASING ME.
And somewhere in the background, some dude says "Run, Forrest, run!" And I pretty much died after that.)

So yeah, that's my wonderful 2015 life so far. :^)
I'm gonna go now cause I'm stealing this random dude's wifi. Adios.

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