cathect // lucas jade zumann

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hi sisters! so just a lil consideration whilst reading this chapter, listen to girlfriend by *repeat repeat. it's a whole bop and yeah

*about a week later idk but everyone is aquatinted now*

carrots
everything is great
everything is fucking great

you
language

croissant
yeah language!1!1!1!1!!

carrots
if louis tomlinson can say it then i can say it

i could be ur zoomer
yeah but he's 26 and you're 16

carrots
ageist 😤😤😤😤

you
jeez i didn't know me saying language would start a debate

haaairyyy baaabyy
think b 4 u type 🤔

you
glenna no

haaairyyy baaabyy
glenna yes

christi2n wannabe
glenna yes

carrots
glenna yes

croissant
glenna yes

step the fuck up kyle
glenna yes

not jacob sartorius
glenna yes

hey there delilah
glenna yes

there are people dying, kim
glenna yes

you
lucas?

i could be your zoomer
hmm?

you
are you not going to join in on this BULLYING

christi2n wannabe
it's not bullying if you provoked it

you
oh look! christian uses big words now!

i could be your zoomer
yeah no i think i'll pass on this one

you
so you're on my side?

i could be your zoomer
i guess so not really

you
lucas is my favorite all of you suck. especially christian.

christi2n wannabe
well... well... WHY DONT YOU JUST MARRY HIM! ha really showed her who's boss

you
uhh how about you shut the fuck up?

croissant
DANG

carrots
wait so how are you allowed to say it but i'm not?

you
because i'm older than you

carrots
really? when's your birthday?

you
may 15th

carrots
BY A COUPLE OF MONTHS THATS NOT FAIR

you
sorry i don't make the rules i just follow them

christi2n wannabe
uhh neither of you are 17 yet so i guess i'm the only one who gets to use it