"TURN LEFT, WERE GONNA CRASH!" Yelled Kai, pointing up ahead.
"Wait..." muttered Dagan squinting his eye and leaned forward.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN WAIT!?" Asked Ravenna, her eyes shot red from a lemon.
Melissa quickly inbuckled her seat and jumped in front of the passenger seat.
"LEFT, LEFT!" she yelled.
"WHICH IS LEFT?!" Asked Dagan, looking towards both does.
"YOU DON'T KNOW YIUR LEFT?!" asked Kai, gritting his teeth.
"SORRY, BUT I HAVE TO THINK OF THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE! Because you use your right and-"
"LEFT! DUMBA**!" yelled kaedin, pointing to 'left'
"OK, OK-"
"Too late"
Everybody closed their eyes shut, clenched their teeth and prayed in theur head in hopes of survival.
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"MY...WHAAA! THAT COST ME A FORTUNE!" Cried Dagan, falling to his knees, burying his face in his hands.
"Uhm guys-"
"Dagan, that cost five thousand dollars you lazy a**"
Ravenna looked up worridly at them and shaked Kaedin's shoulder.
"Shh!" He slapped her hand away, leaving a stinging sensation.
"Guys, MISSLE!"
"What?" Asked Kai.
Ravenna quickly pointed to the sky to see a large metal missle FLINGING at them.
"OOO~ WHAT FUN, RIGHT?" Asked Smiley, clapping his hands and skipping around.
"Why couldn't you tell us earlier?!" Asked Kaedin, flinging his arms.
A moment of hesitation taken over Ravenna for a quick sec, letting her have time for her face to look like a tomato, she's missing the green hair though.
"F*CK YOU!" she yelled, slapping him.
Kaedin stood their blankly while Dagan pulled his arms.
"LET'S GO, KAEDIN! KAI, GO GET WES!"
"WHO'S WES!?"
"SMILEY, I MEANT SMILEY, GO GET HIM!" He demanded.
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The end.
Just kidding, what really happened was:
"HOLY MOTHER F*CKER I LOVE MY MOM, IF ANY OF YOU D*CKHEADS SURVIVE, TELL HER THAT!" Screamed Dagan, wailing his arms.
"B*TCH, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR LEFT OR RIGHT!" Reminded Kaedin.
"Anybody want te-"
"NO"
"GEEZ...!"
Out of nowhere.
Out of f*cken nowhere, Wes pulled out a little china teacup.
"It's green tea!" He chuckled, taking a sip.
Everybody face-palmed.
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Beyblade Burst Years And Years
FanfictionSERIES? MAYBE..? Warning, the first part of the story is cringey, go to the forest part then it starts to get better, so to start that, the chapter is called, 'hospital' and along the way, more swear words are added and more evolved
