Philophobia. (Darren Criss!)

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Message from Pants Boy !!

Heyyyy

hello

Hoe are ypu

Darren are you drunk?

Noooo whst I'm nor

Darren it's 1am

You need to sleep

Dp u hve instagrm

Yes Darren, I do have Instagram.

Wht ks it

GabSmythe.

Anyway sleeeeeeeeep

No I can't sleep

Oh so now you can spell!

Pahabsa cn you call

Do you want me to read you a bedtime story??

Wait where are you?

Outside tge club

Jesus okay, uh which club?

Why

I'm gonna message someone to pick you up

I'm fjne

No Darren, you're not

Ug

Missed the h buddy. Can I have one of your friend's numbers so I can message them to pick you up?

Uh here's joys

*****-******

I'm guessing you mean joey? And I hope to God you sent me the right number

You have a habit of sending texts to the wrong number

But id I diddt then I wouldn't have met yku

Fair enough, just wait there.

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Message to Joey.. I hope

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is this joey?

Uh yes, who's this?

I'm friends with Darren, he's at the boulevard and he's wasted. Like fully.

Could you like pick him up? I don't live near enough to do it.

How do I know you aren't lying and trying to lure me into a trap.

Jesus I'm a 26 year old woman, what am I going to do?

Okay? Tell Darren I'll see him in a second

Thank you Joey :)

No problem...?

Gabbie

No problem Gabbie.

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Message to Pants boy !!

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Darren?

Ye

Stay put, Joey's coming to pick you up.

Oka

Night Darren, i apologise in advance for the huge hangover you're about to have.

Nigjt besutoful

Jesus you are drunk, night.