Philophobia. (Darren Criss!)

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Chord I swear to god if you've taken my pants again.

wrong number

Sorry Bro, hope you get your
pants back tho

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Oh my god I'm so sorry, and thanks

Update: still haven't found my pants, I may have to go to the police about it.

That's depressing, I'll be planning the welcome home party for when you find them.

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Lol thanks, what's your name stranger?

Gabbie.. wait you could be a 70 year old creep why am I telling you this.

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I promise I'm not. Do 70 year olds have roommates?

Okay yeah that's fair enough.

What's your name then creepo?

Darren is my name-o

You aren't cool

I realise.

Look it's been fun Creepo but I gotta dash.

Why? :(

This girls gotta DATE ;D

Oh wow, well good luck!

Thanks creepo