Phil: I learned a new word today
Dan: I don't want to know
Phil: oh come on...
Dan: potatoe... no
Phil: Dannnnnnnnyyyyy
Dan: don't ever call me that lol
Phil: fine.
Phil: can I tell you my word?
Dan: no.
Phil: well, Did you do anything productive today?
Dan: well....
Phil: other than 'art'
Dan: Aww u ruin everything.
Dan: I guess I did the taxes
Phil: fun things
Dan: I thought you said productive
Phil: I changed my mind
Dan: um... I thought about the inevitability of death and how every second I don't spend doing something extraordinary, I'm wasting my finite amount of time on this earth
Phil: fun.
Dan: okay Ricky.
