Btw they like 2 so yea
(2015)
Phil: heyy
Dan: what do you want
Phil: no greeting :(
Dan: I'm kinda busy
Phil: doing what?
Dan: work and shiz
Phil: what work?
Dan: ...
Dan: what do you want
Phil: Dan I need it hlp
Dan: ugh fine I'm such a gr8 friend wowza
Phil: so there's this girl...
Dan:... you have a girlfriend your not telling me about...??
Phil: well the thing is, I don't think she knows I exist.
Dan: ooh, off to a great start there, phil
Phil: shut up.
Dan: lol
Dan: k so who
Phil: do you have to know?
Dan: you brought it up.
Phil: can't you give me advise without knowing who it is?
Dan: nope
Dan: this is the price you pay for my service
Phil: umm... it's Jasmine.
Dan: Jasmine? Jasmine Duke?
Phil: yea
Dan: spicy
Phil: stop it!!
Phil: so how do I get her attention?
Dan: next time you meet, go naked. That should get her attention.
Phil: WHAT??
Dan: it worked for Rich
Phil: ...
Dan: I was joking
Phil: oh thank god. So do you have any actual advise?
Dan: you think I would know anything good about talking to girls?
Phil: wow thx a lot Dan.
Dan: ur welcome
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