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by vintrestingusername

Dan: yo

Phil: hi

Dan: so.... can you do me a favor?

Phil: hmm...

Dan: please?

Phil: depends.

Dan: Okay, so I was downstairs right?

Phil: yeah...

Dan: I was on my computer like always...

Phil: I don't want to know where this is going

Dan: can I borrow 300 bucks?

Phil: what?? No!

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Phil: Dan what did you do??

Dan: not important. I'll pay you back this time, I swear

Phil: no.

Phil: what. Did. You. Do??

Dan: well I may have broken the couch...

Phil: and how exactly did you break the couch.

Dan: it's ur couch, too. If you don't pay for it, your gonna have to sit on the ground.

Phil: 1. You broke it, you pay for it. 2 what kind of couch costs only £300? 3 stop avoiding the question

Dan: 1 I would pay for it, but I don't have the money right now 2 a really shitty couch (plus I'm gonna pitch in some) 3 no comment

Phil: were you...

Dan: 😬 I would not ask if I were u

Phil: fine, I pay.

Dan: thanks!