Requested by: ITSReiala
For: ITSReialaYou can bet that this will be based a tad bit off of Rupunzel (idk how to spell dat, I can't spell 😔)! Butt I hope you like dis chapter! If this chapter gets to a whopping 2 votes, then I promise you, nothing will happen! Tanks to for ITSReiala requesting zis and now let us get on from this cringy intro! Role the clip!
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Kim's P.O.V
I brush my long, long, long, long, long, long lushes h/c (hair colour) hair as I continue to sing
I have no idea what the name of it is tho
It's just always been with me
'Man, I was I could go see the world.' I think as I look out my small window of the tower I've been 'living' inside of for the past 18 years
I stop singing and gaze out at the beautiful blue sky and glistening green grass
Nature is truly beautiful
I stopped gazing once I heard a voice call out
"Kim, Kim, let down your hair!"
I laugh to myself
"Do they think their in a fairytale or something?" I ask myself
"Umm, this is not a fairytale!" I shout at the person
"I know but I heard your voice and thought it was beautiful." Shouts the person
I sigh and gather my freshly brushed hair and tossed it out the window
Someone starts climbing it and dang did it hurt!
"How does Rupunzel go through this pain pretty much everyday bro?" I mutter to myself
After what feels like forever, the person finally makes it through the window
"Well, hi." I say in a totally not creepy way
"Hello fair one. I am Prince Preston but you may call me Preston." Says Preston and he bows
I try and hold back a snort
'I can't believe this is actually happening.' I think
"Hi Preston. I'm Kim and-wait how do you know my name?" I ask curiously
"Well miss, I have been watching this tower for months now and I've heard a voice say Kim so I guessed that that's your name." Says Preston
Well that's great
Preston is not only a prince but he stalks my tower as well and he can break the 4th wall too
That's totally not creepy (note the sarcasm)
"Ok so...your here cause...?"
"Oh right! I'm here because I have heard you sing before and it's so beautiful!" Exclaims Preston
"So, you want me to sing?" I ask
"Why of course!" He says
I roll my eyes
"Btw, I'm not falling in love with someone who loves me just cause of my voice." I mutter as I begin to sing the song
Start song now:
-(Finders keepers losers weepers)
Welcome to the end of eras
Ice has melted back to life
Done my time and served my sentence
Dress me up and watch me die
If it feels good
Tastes good
It must be might
Dynasty decapitated
You just might see a ghost tonight
And if you don't know now you know
I'm taking back the crown
I'm all dressed up and naked
I see what's mine I take it
(Finders keepers losers weepers)
Oh ya
The crown
So close I can taste it
I see what's mine I take it
(Finders keepers losers weepers)
Oh ya
Sycophants on velvet sofas
Lavish mansions vintage wine
I am so much more then royal
Snatch your chain and mace your eyes
If I feels good
Taste good
It must be mine
Hero's always get remembered
But you know legends never die
And if you don't know now you know
I'm taking back to crown
I'm all dressed up and naked
I see what's mine I take it
(Finders keepers losers weeper)
Oh ya
The crown
So close I can taste it
I see what's mine I take it
(Finders keepers losers weepers)
Oh ya
Mortal kings and ruling castles
Welcome to my world of fun
Liars settle into sockets
Flick the switch and watch them run
Oh ya
Whoa
(Finders keepers losers weepers)
Taking back back taking back back the crown
I'm all dressed up and naked
I see what's mine I take it
(Finders keepers losers weepers)
Oh ya
The crown
So close I can taste it
I see what's mine I take it
(Finders keepers losers weepers)
Oh ya
(Finders keepers losers weepers)
(Finders keepers losers weepers)End song
I look at Preston
He seems startled
"So...did you like it?" I ask
"Umm, perhaps I'm at the wrong tower." Mutters Preston
I just laugh
"Silly. There's no other tower around here. The closet tower would be in Italy and that's way off somewheres I don't know." I say
Preston sighs
"Well, I'll be on my way." He says
I smile
"Ok! Good luck on your way down!" I laugh as I gently push Preston out of the tower
"He falls but lands safely in a pile of bushes"
"Unfortunately, the thorns in the bushes pricked his eyes and he goes blind."
"Wait...Cake? It that you!?" I ask
"Yes it is Kim." Responds Cake
"Ok! Hi!!" I say and wave up at the sky
No, I have no idea where she is, but I know k can break the 4th wall and interrupt my story like this
"Hey! Go back to the story Kim! We're almost done! Don't worry!" Shouts Cake
"Fine." I grumble
I pull the remaining hair back into my tower and brush it out again
"Hey Cake! I'm bored! Since your the author, could you like, maybe give me something to do?" I ask
"Sure." Says Cake
I hear typing when all of a sudden, it started rain tacos and I get a large TV, plus a charger, headphones and and iPad with free wifi
"Yay! I cheer and reach out to grab a taco
And so that's it
This is how my story ends
With me being forever single and just eating tacos and livening with my now, pet kitten
"Great and that's the end!" Says Cake
A/N: I don't even know what I wrote. I kinda just wanted to fool around with this chapter and make a wired one by trying to be funny which everyone knows, I can't do. So this is another bad attempt of your author Cake trying to be funny! Yay...! I'm awkward.... Anyway hope you liked this ITSReiala! I understand if you don't cause I don't even know how to feel towards this one. Butt, ya it's done and I hope you liked it! If you did, then leave a vote and comment saying you really liked it! And if you didn't, well, still leave a vote and comment "wow Cake your terrible at comedy." Which will probably make me laugh. So I'm going to stop talking cause it's like 11:54 on a Monday and I'm tired. This will probably be coming out in a Tuesday. If not then it will be coming out on a Thursday! Yay! Ok stay awesome ma cakes! Peace ✌🏼
-Cake_Herron
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