Rise of the Morning Star [Project Discontinued]

New home

      Naturally being Lucifer Morningstar, the actual devil, people think I have made my home in Las Vegas. Nope! Maybe if I get bored I'll use a bit of my luck and good charms to scam a casino and hire some hookers or some shit, maybe steel a nice car. Sounds like a good holiday. Another good guess would be LA but I guess some other TV show already did that and the author doesn't want to deal with a lawsuit, wimp. I practically invented lawyers, all of them to be dicks with oversized pocket protectors and no mercy. It's great. No, I settled down in the demon hotspot of the free world, Minneapolis. God I fucking love it here. And I already started my duty to humanity. I killed two demons who lived next door. That's actually how I got into my current situation. You see I'm currently in the police station here as part of a murder investigation. I'll cover that next chapter.
      If you're expecting me to be consistent with my point of view and time line than you're more of a fucking idiot than the person who runs this goddamn country. I'm the devil for Christ's sake, I can do whatever the hell I want. What's Micheal going to do, send Gabriel to transcend this fictional realm and stop the author, no. Enough said. Fuck you!