Rise of the Morning Star [Project Discontinued]

Look whos back

     No I'm not talking about the movie with that crazy Nazi son of a bitch, or the Will Smith song, if you can call that rap shit music. Seriously, they blame that on me, blame father, he's the one who created the artists who made it. Sure maybe I made bands like MCR and Fall Out Boy come together, but only for the first three Albums. They stuck around longer than I planned, I think it's Peters fault. He always liked to listen to music as he watched the gates of Heaven. God he's worse than the bouncer at the pub on Main Street. I said I'd gladly show him my Main Street, if you know what I mean ;)
    Anyways I'm back because I was busy playing fetch with Cerebus in California and then there was some sort of earthquake warning because someone hid his bones under the San Andres fault. I mean sure they were from an ended dragon the size of an island, but dogs will be dogs. I'm not to blame, although I did send that particular dragon to the surface thousands of years ago. But fuck it, it's not my fault. My father sent you humans to go kill it. Boo hoo. Cry me a river.
     Oh boy that President has a mouth on him. Honestly all politicians have done these days is bicker and point fingers at each other. It's frankly quite hilarious, no one gets anything done. Yet you're somehow daddy's favorite. You must have some redeeming qualities, you do make good funnel cake.