My Life As It Is

Chapter Thirty-one

"-effin, God danmed, pig headed, cold blooded, whale killing son of a bitch!" Ría yells into his face, earning a rather scared and very confused look.

Then, as if something clicks, his face goes to a calm, controlled strait state.

"Look kid, I kill whales, I drag them up onto my ship and I sell them and get a good price. You have a problem with that baldy?"
Ría was silent. Tay and I crept up a bit closer to the action at the same time as the group of people moving the whale stop and move over to the yelling girl and the big guy, who was clearly the boss.

Ría starts laughing.

Slowly and quietly at first, but it moved into a loud, crazy, mad scary laugh. I could tell the man was a bit worried, and the people kept looking between themselves with curious gazes.

"What are you laughing about?" The man asks, holding his ground.

"You just wander off your ship, watching a dead whale get moved by it's tail, then you call me baldy even though you don't know an inch what I've been though." Ría stops laughing and I see her stand in a stronger pose, eyeing up the guy. I smile, knowing this will lead to a painful few days for this man.

The male takes a small step back, his straight face faltering.

"You can't say much girl, you walked up to me and poked me in the chest!" He defends, his posture giving his bravness no stand.

"Girl?!" Ría then does something I've only seen her do once, when she was very, very angry. I can tell she doent mean too, it's just something that happens. "Matas ballenas para tu propio juego, y luego te vas a casa y tomas el dinero impuro. ¿Cómo puedes ser tan grueso?!"

(I'm sorry if I got some words wrong, but translated, it says: You kill whales for your own game, then you go home and bask in the impure money. How can you be so thick?!)

The man looks around and spots us, look absolutely lost and frightened.

He seems to mentally shake himself and pick up a small amount of braveness, and speaks up.

"So I have a short, bald, Spanish mad girl yelling at me. Just great."

Ría then does something then that I did expect.

She smiles, moving closer and putting her hands on his shoulders.

Bringing her knee up, hard and fast, she rams it into his crutch, pulling down on his shoulders.

He groans, is hands flying down to protect his manhood from further damage. Ría steps back a bit, allowing him some space. Then she steps forward again, dragging him by his ear over to the side of the dock next to the water.

"Now who is the short one?" Ría stretches out, holding on to his arm to stop him from toppling into the water. He was still crouched over, clutching his damaged goods.

"Will you stop killing these whales?" Ría questions with a calm tone, tilting him with a slight tug away from her over the dock.

At this moment the men who were watching slowly crept closer, unsure of what to do, protect their boss, or leave like nothing happend?

Tay and I go to stop them, and although we know we will miss what happens, we will still get to know the outcome.

"Back up dudes! You all work for him, and sell stuff illegally. We can dob you in rather easily, in fact, I'm really surprised that they having been dobbed in already." I aim the last part at Tay, gesturing to the men.

They all look at each other, mumbling things between themselves.

"But she's beating him up!" One of the guys yells, pointing to where ria now has the guy by his chest, holding him dangerously close to the edge, quietly talking into his ear with a clown smile.

"Well, she has a good enough reason to, I mean, he kills whales, and endangered species for God's sake, and she can beat him up easy, anf if you don't scram now then you really gonna regret seeing what all three of us together can do to you guys." Tay calls out, his voice dropping to a warning tone.

They spend no time going back to where they came from, and although the truck drove off with the whale, it was good to get rid of them to watch Ría again.

Just as we were turning around to go walk towards the two, we hear a yelp and a big splash.

"Opps." Ría innocently shrugs, looking over the side to see the guy flailing around.

She whistles, briefly attracting his attention, points to a close by ladder, then walks away.
"Remind me not to get in a fight with you..." Tay says as Ría struts down the dock back to the car.

...

We pull into a shop after the constant threat of Ría pissing herself in the car after about two hours.

"Gosh, do you have to be so God damn loud?!" I groan, thankfully to get out of the car away from Ría's whining.

"Mhm, I got told it's good for putting yourself out there." Ría sassily answers. "Oh, and by the way, I didn't need to pee. I just wanted food."

"Ría!" I squeal, looking at a peice of paper that is up on the message board of the shop.
"What?" She asks, walking over to me.

"I know what we are doing next. Warm up your voice sister, because you are going to go on New Zealand's Got Talent!"

Short, I know. Hope you liked it though. What's your thoughts on Ría when she is like this? I felt like she was controlling me during this chapter, making my fingers touch the keyboard as if they weren't mine. She wanted to do a lot more to him too, but I thought she was starting to get a bit mean so I toned it down a bit. I can make it worse if there are some violent Ría lovers out there?