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(picking up where we left off) Knuckles: (literally looking for where we left off, trying to pick it up) (wondering if Knuckles could be any denser) Knuckles: (cursing under his breath as he walks away)
Sonic: OHH TAILS!!! I made some COOKIES!!! Amy: I DON'T act like that, dumba**!!! Me: AMY DON'T F***ING SWEAR OR I SWEAR I WILL KICK YOU OUT!! Amy: Really?! AWESOME!! *starts swearing like a trucker* Me: great. Now she's not even in character. Sonic: I'd say she's doing just fine. Me: .... What the hell do you do in your free time? Shadow: PAY TO THE SWEAR JAR MOTHERF**KA!! Me: ... You have total also. But I have to pay more. Shadow: totally worth it.
That Damn Fanfic
Sticks: onto the next dare! :D Perci: OH NO LORD HELP US!! Staci: what's the dare? Perci: .... The first one. (whoops now they are all color inverted XD)
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Sonic & Amy: O////////_////////O Zooey: the ENTIRE gang? That's all I picked out! Amy: u-umm.... I'm extremely uncomfortable with this... Dr. Eggman: ok but you have to pick one I haven't read yet. Everyone: (@_@) Sonic: What..... The..... FU€K?! Shadow: (ruins intense moment) HAH PAY UP!! Me: we were all thinking that one. I'll let him slide. Shadow: WHY HIM?! Me: CAUSE YOU SWEAR LIKE A TRUCKER!!! Shadow: BECAUSE I FREAKING CAN AND YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!! Both: *growl*
Zooey: (finds one) Found one! Everyone: *crowds around* Zooey: oh-ohh! WHY IS THIS SO INEXPLICABLY DESCRIPTIVE?!!!!!
Tails: (finds one) AVERT YOUR EYES!! Everyone: *looks at his phone* Tails: I SAID LOOK AWAY!!!
Sticks: (finds one) O.O what are they doing?! *smashes phone on ground* DIE YOU DUMB DEVICE THAT KNOWS TOO MUCH!!! Swifty: THAT WAS MY PHONE YOU.... YOU... Dude-a-rino bro-guy... Sonic: was that supposed to be an insult? Swifty: (already ticked off) what do YOU think?!
Fastidious Beaver: *reading one* actually it's supposed to say "whom." Me: Grrr.. *kicks him out* Amy: (genuinely upset) but I thought you said I'd get out if I swore... Why him and not me? Me: cause he's a smart*a**. (oh yeah btw I come on when someone breaks the fourth wall or swears so this next part you might not see me as much) Amy: .... Carry on guys.
Random villager: (reading one) *looks at Sonic & Amy* *looks back at phone* *looks back at Sonic & Amy* ..... I will never look at you two the same again... Everyone: agreed... Knuckles: random stranger... Everyone: ........ (not gonna question it)
Shadow's Freakin Gun
(actual dare up with the other one) Shadow: WHAT?! Sonic: a dares a dare, grandpa baby. Shadow: WHAT?! wait why am I a grandpa baby? Sonic: cause you act like one. Shadow: Even if he was the last person on the planet, I would still not give my gun to this imbecile.
Amy: EVERYBODY LINE UP!! Everyone: *lines up* Shadow: why are you in charge?! Amy: I don't want the gun and you probably don't want to give me the gun. Shadow: you're not wrong.
Amy: LISTEN UP MAGGOTS!!! Which of you believe you deserve this gun for the day?! We'll go down the line starting with Tails. Perci: but he's in the middle of the line. Amy: ARE YOU QUESTIONING MY LEADERSHIP, PINHEAD?!!!
Tails: I believe that I deserve the right of using the gun for a day because I am smart unlike most of the other people in this line. Everyone: (slightly offended)
Sticks: I DON'T WANNA EVEN TOUCH THIS KILLING DEVICE!!! *runs away* Everyone: ... Amy: Record time.
Knuckles: I think I'd be a great cook for your fine establishment. Sonic: Knuckles. Wrong topic. Amy: hey... At least he used a big word.
Dr. Eggman: I think you should not give me the gun because I could turn you all into a burning pile of ashes at will with my fire bot.
Everyone else: *hiding away so they don't have to get the gun cause they're afraid of holding it*
Amy: everyone I have decided that Knuckles should get the gun. Tails: WHAT?! ARE YOU ASKING FOR THE END OF HEDGEHOG AND ALL OF OUR ANIMAL KINDS??!! Knuckles: hurtful... Amy: Tails... BUILD YOUR OWN FREAKING GUN IF YOUR THAT TICKED OFF!!
Amy: now you can all come out of your hiding spots... Zooey: where's Sticks. Amy: someone send a search party. Everyone (except for Knuckles): Ma'am yes ma'am! Knuckles: SIR YES SIR!! Any: Grrr...
-A bunch of vicious pounding later-
Knuckles: (dizzy) caann I use theee gunn noooowwww merciful godddeeesss Ammmyy?? Amy: fine. Knuckles: (gets up) *grabs gun* I feel the power! Never mind that's just nausea... *falls down*
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Knuckles: (finally ok) I will use this smartfully! I will shoot with smartness to know my friends are here and I might accidentally kill them! Amy: good. {I might have hit him too many times...} Knuckles: .... *starts firing randomly* AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
