Poems & Awkward Dates (2/5)

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Sonic: Yo!
Amy: *walks in* ohayo!
Shadow: ugh.
Blaze: hello! I just have to ask... are there any modern characters, like me, you would like to see in this book every once in a while? If so, we have some suggestions: Cream, Rouge, Charmy, Espio, Cosmo, Jet, Wave, Storm, Vanilla, and anyone else we left out that you might want to see more!
Me: thanks for 5k reads!

Love Poem

Sonic: a dare? For me?
Silver: yeah! Oh wait... AMY!!
Amy: ...?
Silver: get out of here.
Amy: ........... umm...
Silver: you're part of this dare.
Amy: oh. Alright I guess. *walks out*
Sonic: why is she apart of-

 *walks out*Sonic: why is she apart of-

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Sonic: oh.
Knuckles: CAN I WRITE IT?!
Sonic: actually... I have to.
Knuckles: *sniffles* (ಥ_ಥ)
Sonic: seriously?

>> a long twenty minute process later... <<

Silver: AMY!!
Amy: *walks in*
Sonic: hi. Your name is Amy, it rhymes with uhh, Amy
Amy: umm.. saying my name twice doesn't mean it— (Sonic interrupts her) (-_-)

Sonic: when I think of you, I want food. You're a great cook and I love that about yood.
Amy: did you just make up a word to rhyme with— (Sonic interrupts her again) *eye starts twitching* (o.e)

Sonic: finally, you love me for me, and who can blame you? I'm awesome and I can run fast!
Amy: you effing ego-maniac.

Sonic: so?
Amy: why do I love you?
Sonic: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ cause I'm awesome (^_-)-☆
Amy: no, not really. (눈_눈)
Sonic: (ಠ_ಠ) ... love you?
Amy: ... love you too.
Sonic: SCORE!!! ♪(^∇^*) ٩( °༥° )و ₎₎

It's a date.
I guess.

Shadow:

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Shadow: ... oh umm..
Hatsune Miku(Miku): こんにちは!(Hello Shadow!)
Shadow: uhh...
Miku: あなたに会うのはとてもうれしいです!(it's very nice to meet you!) (≧▽≦)
Shadow: wHaT tHe FuCk aRe yOU SaYinG?????!!!

Waiter: and what will you be having today?
Shadow: I'll have plain pizza and she will have—
Miku: ペパロニとベーコンのピザをください ! (a pepperoni and bacon pizza please!)
Waiter: (O.o)
Shadow: ....... she'll also have a plain cheese pizza.
Miku: *crosses arms and puffs out cheeks* Hmph. (Hmph.) {don't ask me, this is actually how it translated XD}

Miku: さあ、影!踊りましょう! (Come on, Shadow! Let's dance!) (~( ̄▽ ̄~)~)
Shadow: ...... *rolls eyes* ⁽⁽ ◟(눈_눈)◞ ⁾⁾
Miku: (inside: ಠ_ಠ) (Outside: Ծ ̮ Ծ)
すばらしいです (grrreeeaaattt....)

Amy: So~ How did it go?
Shadow: ok?
Miku: 私は決して人生で迷惑にならなかった!私は甘く、親切で、かわいい人として知られていますが、それは嫌です!彼は私が何を言うのか分からない!(I never have been so annoyed in my life! I am known for being a sweet, kind and cute person but nope! he has no idea what I say!)
Everyone: O.o
Zooey: ooh! you got told!
Everyone: (again) (O.o)
Shadow: HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW WHAT SHE'S SAYING?!
Zooey: ... translator?
Shadow: .... right.

Sticks: BYEEE!!!
Tails: where were you?
Sticks: went on my weekly dumpster diving hobby... where were you?
Tails: fixing up U.T.
Sticks: ..... you did it so you didn't have to come here, didn't you....?
Tails: ... maybe... did you?
Sticks: ... maybe...

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