List of reasons I'm a terrible human being

Hi

Hi I'm Pete Wentz from my chemical romance.

Welcome to cringe central. Memes. Disgrace. I hope my misery and failure in life will make u feel less of an accident . Who am I kidding, we are all gonna die alone.

BE PREPARED FOR:
•MCR references
•Emo jokes
•kpop jokes
•falling
•youtuber references.
•terrible speeling
•a lot of irony and sarcasm
Yall dnt need any holy water for this. I am a smol and innocent bean. (Not rlly I've read the hat fic, the milk fic, the forest fic - let's stop there.)
Ok. Let's get into all the times and things that make me fail to act or do simple human functions
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